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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the technical delay aboard Aeroflot flight 2079 has now been rectified, you will see three members of staff moving about the cabin, please do not be concerned, they are simply our standby pitch trim system."
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"Air New Zealand welcome you aboard with a Haka"
Welcome to the first flight of Transvestite air
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Passenger to friend.... No wonder the fare was so expensive, 1 trolly dolly to every 6 passengers
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Passenger to Olga...... why are you not demostratinng the life jacket??.. with a chest like this who needs a floatation device?
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Passenger to friend.... No wonder the fare was so expensive, 1 trolly dolly to every 6 passengers
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Passenger to Olga...... why are you not demostratinng the life jacket??.. with a chest like this who needs a floatation device?
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"And when it's the Captain's turn to buy the drinks he does this...."
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"Never mind the quality, feel the width"
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"And for those passengers who have consumed 14 pints Olga at the front is single, for those that have consumed 12 pints, Tatiana in the middle is single, and for those who have consumed 8 pints Ingrid at the rear is single"
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"And for those passengers who have consumed 14 pints Olga at the front is single, for those that have consumed 12 pints, Tatiana in the middle is single, and for those who have consumed 8 pints Ingrid at the rear is single"
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Despite repeated warnings, Doris still insisted that the Macarena was a legitimate form of safety briefing.
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It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips....
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips....
Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.