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Yeah, yeah...get in the chopper Sven, we've already seen your Platoon imitation!
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Excuse me. Would you mind getting off the runway? Concorde's ready for takeoff!
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Excuse me. Would you mind getting off the runway? Concorde's ready for takeoff!
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"Can i shoot him? please Uncle Arthur"
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"Darling, can't you hear me? S.O.S"
ABBA was (and still is) a Swedish fish canning company. Given the shiny silver short-shorts Agnetha and Anni-Frid used to wear, it's a wonder they didn't sue for trademark infringement.
ABBA was (and still is) a Swedish fish canning company. Given the shiny silver short-shorts Agnetha and Anni-Frid used to wear, it's a wonder they didn't sue for trademark infringement.
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"Can you move a bit closer skip, I can't see the whites of his eyes yet"
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"Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!" ... As a certain Swedish Chef would say 
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"He says its a health and safety thing, fluorescent jacket smoke"
Daft Bugger....like there's two of him out there to choose from!
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"Bjorn hop out and let him know Mecca is the other way"
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"It's Buster, he says he's coming out and orange was the nearest coloured smoke he could find to pink.."
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"Well, he did ask if he could pop out for a smoke as soon as we got to the airport!"
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This proved to be the last time Prince Andrew nicked all the chicken legs from the crew packed lunches.