Caption competition

[thunderbird7]

It was just an incey wincey little fib about Saddams nasty bombs and stuff.

[mutleyfour]

I tell you this, I will make this years commons basketball team!

[ACW599]

"Well, John, you know what they say. Big man, big prick; little man, all prick".

[WhiteOvies]

'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!'

[4Foxtrot]

'I once caught a fish this big...'

[PICKS135]

Gordon and I are this tight

[Focks 2]

"So I bent over and George grabbed me like this."

[Roadster280]

"Time was, in years gone by, Cherie had tits, I mean tits, you know, like this big."

[SASless]

"It is simple really, My Missus asked me how her hair looked. I told her she would "set" a new style....and she thought I said she should "get" it styled."

[The Nr Fairy]

I had a word with his secretary, and it was THIS far from the edge of John's belly to his knob - honest !

[6Z3]

Hain: Gottleageer

[VitaminGee]

If the England fielders held their hands like this, they might catch something!

[Rather be Gardening]

Blair tries to bid for the signed copy of the Hutton Report, only to find that his wallet has unaccountably disappeared.

[Kolibear]

'Ah b*****ks, I've left the crystal ball at home - what do I say now?'


'Tony demonstates his newly learnt phrenology technique'

[Lafyar Cokov]

And right after this press conference, Peter Hain will be putting his head here and we'll see what position he can hold on my cabinet.

[airborne_artist]

"Listen, I don't care if you've been underpaid by JPA, you should have married a lawyer who does after dinner speeches and then you'd have this much in your bank account, like I do"

[Skunkerama]

Honestly, I find Cheri attractive.....no no I really do, oh come on she is attractive, honestley I like her, and another thing, there were WMD's in Iraq.

[Safeware]

"It was when John told me he had taken Bill Clinton's advice and held her head like this that I knew we were in trouble."

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[ZH875]

Honest, Cherie got a Pumpkin this size in her mouth last night!

[VH-GRUMPY]

And the winner is?

Now that we have this Caption Comp back on track, I make the following pronouncements:
3rd to Mike Jenvey for: "Trust me, nothing in my brain, oh er, I mean nothing up my sleeve..."
2nd to The NrFairy for: "I had a word with his secretary, and it was THIS far from the edge of John's belly to his knob..honest!"
and the winner is:
1st WhiteOvies for: "If your'e happy and you know it, clap your hands."
Go to it WhiteOvies