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Old 4th Oct 2013, 01:19
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Buster ... I don't know about Ganja but it certainly smells of Dope
Well, it is called Operation Market Garden you know...
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 02:56
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"Look Here Buster....your Motorcycle Escort is here....hit the Siren and let's get moving!"
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 09:06
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For God's sake Hoskins, why did you have to have a lucky jeep?..cant you have a rabbits foot or a teddy bear to take with you on missions like the rest of us?
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 11:30
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"TAKE UP SLACK!" ... "ALL OUT!" ... "STOP STOP STOP!" ... Now look you lot when I shout "all out" ... Oh never mind get back in and buckle up
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 12:14
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...and that, my son, is how the first chapter of Hells Angels came into being
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 13:03
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The delivery boys were hoping the pizzas would be unloaded soon so they could get on with their jobs.
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 13:59
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Tell you what guys, just force the door closed, it will do a trip!
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 14:11
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"No, we're not the fecking NAAFI Wa..Glider, get orf!"



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Old 4th Oct 2013, 14:11
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what do you mean we can't put the gun and ammo in the same aircraft, there's loads of room!

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Old 4th Oct 2013, 14:16
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Guys, stop! None of you have are wearing fall restraint equipment, you're all breaking about 30 elf & safety regs!

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Old 4th Oct 2013, 14:28
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 15:41
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"You mean the garbled message we got "Whore's are a pair of Bikes, go get them" wasn't correct? Noooo I even put on clean underwear"



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Old 4th Oct 2013, 16:01
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Are you sure Professor Stephen Hawking said he wanted to take up gliding
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 16:03
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Soon after the unfortunate Glider/Jeep mishap, OASC Cranwell started to use pine-polls and shark-infested custard for selection tests.

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Old 4th Oct 2013, 16:17
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Not to be out-done by Argentina in buying old aircraft, the MoD recently announced the bespoke Falklands Islands Reinforcement Air Vehicle. All that was required was a Vulcan to tow it.

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Old 4th Oct 2013, 20:17
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"If you think getting the Jeep in is hard, just wait til we have to get the loadie's packed lunch in as well."
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 21:03
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"Look if Kennedy can strap a field gun on the front of his wooden PT boat, then we can strap a field gun in the front of a wooden Horsa"
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Old 4th Oct 2013, 21:03
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Whilst practicing for their new display routine, the White Helmets Army Display Team were wondering how the hell they were going to get this thing down and stopped in Earl Court!
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Old 5th Oct 2013, 19:01
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Yes I know the call sign was 'Monty 1' but I cant really see the leader of the free word having their own armoured vehicle when they visit the troops in time of war,
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Old 6th Oct 2013, 10:03
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Sgt: "No Baldrick, it's not a giant spark-plug sticking through the 'roof' as you put it, have another think....."
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