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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 14:06
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Keep calm Mr Knievel.
Once we remove the joystick, the spare bikes are ready and another glider is inbound.

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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 14:08
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"Sorry, but there is a surcharge for wheelchair users and we are not letting you off until you pay it, O'Leary would have our guts for garters if we did."
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 14:16
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When the Boss said "Adventure Training Gliding" I did not think he meant this
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 14:23
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"Are you sure this was what the Boss wanted when he asked you to ramp up loadmaster training?"
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 14:24
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Airbus engineers were puzzled as to how the A380's weight blew out...and then Francois discovered the Jeep.
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 15:13
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"Quick shove it down the back, before the Yanks realise it's missing!"
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 16:22
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The early version of British Air Ferries still needed some work
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 16:44
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Click ... "Bing Bong ... EasyJet would like to announce the departure of EZY69 Charter Flight to San Antonio Ibiza from Gate 13B" ... Click
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 16:53
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Heard from the airborne glider ... "Daga Daga Daga!!!" ... "Neeewooowww" ... "Daga Daga Daga!!!" Please ignore Sgt Smith ... He's still learning

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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 16:54
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 16:59
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Buster ... I don't know about Ganja but it certainly smells of Dope
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 17:15
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'ere sarge, you remember when we left blighty you said "the last thing we must do is forget the keys" well...
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 17:33
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" If they can be towed behind a 737 I'll take 40 surplus ones"
"Certainly Mr O'Leary"
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 19:12
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Here Sarge, the pilot says if we can't get it in the overhead locker it will have to go in the hold!
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 19:55
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Bu99er off you lot ... it may look like a Belvedere but the heavy lift helicopter hasn't been invented yet
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 20:14
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Well sarge, we've got the jeep loaded, just a couple of bikes to go, and we're ready for the off. So remind me, how does this thing take off again?
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 20:38
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Early training for Loadmasters

Now remind me again as it seems 3 of us are pushing and 3 are pulling, so are we getting this in or out ?
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 20:50
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No - we were supposed to go down town and see if we could all get a discount on all getting inside a couple of WHORES!
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 21:50
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