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Old 2nd Oct 2013, 20:57
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"Home Jeeves, and don't spare the Horsas "
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Old 2nd Oct 2013, 21:04
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The plane now standing at platform four is the 04-20 hrs express service to Pegasus bridge.
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Old 2nd Oct 2013, 21:06
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"Sir, this is a stupid Idea, it'll never work"
"Well if we find it impractical, I'll sell the idea on to Bae for their future 146M project, they'll buy into it."
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Old 2nd Oct 2013, 22:41
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Glide slope...whoop, whoop...Glide slope...
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Old 2nd Oct 2013, 23:01
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Why couldn't the bastards have just sent it by FedEx !
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Old 2nd Oct 2013, 23:57
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Some storylines in Grand Theft Auto VI were widely felt to be implausible.
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 00:03
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"They're like bloody buses, you wait for hours for one, then several turn up at once"
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 00:09
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Well sir we have the ramp in place but we still can't manage to squeeze Oprah Winffey out.
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 01:53
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"Corporal Jones (legless and lying face down on left) says all he remembers from last night is driving home and parking in the garage".
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 01:56
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 03:51
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Well if it is a tight squeeze get some more lube, KY jelly for Buster
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 04:16
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"So ... we form a human pyramid and, just as the glider comes abeam Captain Kneivel hits the ramp at exactly 83 miles an hour and jumps over the whole damn lot? I didn't sign up for this ****!"
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 07:01
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Captain ... It's a bit bl00dy late changing the wing spar now
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 08:21
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"F*ck it. Let's walk."
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 08:49
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"It's the engines Captain, they canna make it"







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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 08:58
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"You are the Weak Link ... Good-by"
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 09:00
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Don't worry Private Jones ... they build Mosquitos out of plywood too
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 10:16
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"To right i'm bloody dissapointed, I thought he said we are going by where the Whores are, not we are going by the bloody Horsa"


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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 13:33
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"OH FFS!!!! Who the HELL is growing Marijuana in the cockpit?"
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Old 3rd Oct 2013, 13:52
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Biker Gang terrorizes SUV Driver and Passengers!
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