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"Boss! We are close to getting her running and have narrowed the problem down to a couple of things....The Greenies think the Ignition Harness is wet and the Liney's are telling me it is water in the fuel system.....and the Pilot is saying he can't see any Caution or Warning Lights!
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"Would you believe it - he swam away without even bothering to put the chock in!"
Buster craftily made off with the panel bearing "Sharkey" painted on it.
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River Harrier or Pond Harrier just doesn't sound the same.
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" During the War..... "
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"Ere mate you 'avn't seen our Uncle have you? Old bloke with white hair and a beard"
"Yes he was flying this"
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" During the War..... "
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"Ere mate you 'avn't seen our Uncle have you? Old bloke with white hair and a beard"
"Yes he was flying this"
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Minister of Defence: You know if we could make those Harriers float we would not need those bloody expensive Aircraft Carriers !
Deputy Minister of Defence: Well we already thought of that and despite a few setbacks in the trials I am confident we are well on our way to a successful outcome.
Deputy Minister of Defence: Well we already thought of that and despite a few setbacks in the trials I am confident we are well on our way to a successful outcome.
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Someone needs to tell those naval pilots that 'yes, you probably can walk on water but don't try it with a Harrier'
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I thought that when you joined the Navy, the first thing they taught you is why and how things could float - obviously Harrier pilots did not get the message...
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I thought that when you joined the Navy, the first thing they taught you is why and how things could float - obviously Harrier pilots did not get the message...
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Guy in the cockpit: I can see bream at 10 o'clock, quick fetch my rod and reel while I watch CapCom click over 1,000 pages
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"We're going to need more hot air than that will produce to re float her, Hook Buster up to the hose"