Prank on a mate's room
Undo screws from switch. Carefully (very) attach short piece of wire to each terminal (trip main c/b first!). Connect each wire to small piece of metal foil. Rebuild switch. Stick pieces of foil on opposite sides of switch. When 'mate' touches switch, he will complete the circuit with his fingers.......
Alternatively, position mousetrap over switch!
PS - I was only joking in case the huggy-fluffy health and safety or other such nannies are reading! Don't do this at home!!
Alternatively, position mousetrap over switch!
PS - I was only joking in case the huggy-fluffy health and safety or other such nannies are reading! Don't do this at home!!
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Thanx for all the suggestions,
The cress growing was a success and (assuming I don't delete all photographs by accident) there should be some piccies on t'interweb when I get to a better connection than this one.
We of course also pornned his room with the ugliest women that could be found. This also went down a treat, although he hasn't found it all yet.
The cress growing was a success and (assuming I don't delete all photographs by accident) there should be some piccies on t'interweb when I get to a better connection than this one.
We of course also pornned his room with the ugliest women that could be found. This also went down a treat, although he hasn't found it all yet.
In my halls, a guys room was set upon by some girls who covered every single item in his room - every single item - in newspaper. The walls were papered, his sink, his bed, even the coins on his table. It was awesome to behold. And it took him ages to find his glasses.
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Find a refill for one of the old ‘chemical-foam’ fire extinguishers. They came in a two-part water-soluble mix.
Put ‘Part A’ in his cistern. Then put ‘Part B’ down the pan. The next time anyone flushes the loo they will be surrounded by several square metres of foam before they can reach the door
Put ‘Part A’ in his cistern. Then put ‘Part B’ down the pan. The next time anyone flushes the loo they will be surrounded by several square metres of foam before they can reach the door
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Just thought of one, and my apologies if anyone else has posted this in the mean time. Only works well if blokey has an ensuite.... In fact would be funny to do in shared ablutions 
A few days ago, in the Daily Mail (I didnt buy it honest) there was a lady who had bought some swimming pool cleaner.....
....the long and the short of it is....
Empty cistern of water, empty U bend in toilet of water (you can figure that one out.) Pour one of the solutions neat into the cistern, and the other solution into the U bend.....
After matey has done the biz', flushed and is washing his hands, Mount Etna should be about ready to blow the crapper to pieces.
PS lady suffered minor chemical burns due to the fact she was VERY THICK and didnt read the instructions. This prank is completely different and would stand up in court - honest, just ask ol' pr00ne 
Ball Cocks, it would appear I was too late to the party Ho Hum. Anyhow, forgot to mention - chemicals from argos, amongst others!
A few days ago, in the Daily Mail (I didnt buy it honest) there was a lady who had bought some swimming pool cleaner.....
....the long and the short of it is....
Empty cistern of water, empty U bend in toilet of water (you can figure that one out.) Pour one of the solutions neat into the cistern, and the other solution into the U bend.....
After matey has done the biz', flushed and is washing his hands, Mount Etna should be about ready to blow the crapper to pieces.
PS lady suffered minor chemical burns due to the fact she was VERY THICK and didnt read the instructions. This prank is completely different and would stand up in court - honest, just ask ol' pr00ne
Ball Cocks, it would appear I was too late to the party Ho Hum. Anyhow, forgot to mention - chemicals from argos, amongst others!
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Whilst at Dartmouth the Divisional Sub Lt went away one weekend and left his door unlocked.....
Aided my an expert accomplice I re-arranged his furniture such that his wardrobe was placed behind his (inwards opening) door.
This caused histeria upon said Sub Lt's return late on the Sunday evening - particularly as his cabin was on the first floor.....
Aided my an expert accomplice I re-arranged his furniture such that his wardrobe was placed behind his (inwards opening) door.
This caused histeria upon said Sub Lt's return late on the Sunday evening - particularly as his cabin was on the first floor.....
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One I heard of, but didn't witness. Oh no, indeed not.
Victim goes to bed after downing plenty of sleeping fluid. Fellow studes paper over his doorway with a brick-pattern wallpaper (pattern facing in).
He opens his door on a groggy morning to head for the facilities, to see what appears to be a brick wall filling his doorway. Eventually explores it, realises it's paper, and rips his way out.
A week later. Same procedure. Confident laddie, loudly contemptuous of the lack of imagination of those who repeated the prank, decides to punch his way through the wallpaper.
But this time, there's a wardrobe on the corridor side of the paper.
Ow.
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Victim goes to bed after downing plenty of sleeping fluid. Fellow studes paper over his doorway with a brick-pattern wallpaper (pattern facing in).
He opens his door on a groggy morning to head for the facilities, to see what appears to be a brick wall filling his doorway. Eventually explores it, realises it's paper, and rips his way out.
A week later. Same procedure. Confident laddie, loudly contemptuous of the lack of imagination of those who repeated the prank, decides to punch his way through the wallpaper.
But this time, there's a wardrobe on the corridor side of the paper.
Ow.
adr
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A bit of Army Vs Airforce rivalry
ROUND 1
-Entire contents of student house turned upsidedown. Every bit of furniture electrical goods etc
-In return we went to one of those pound shops and bought the shop out of the most revolting air freshener. Sprayed all 200 cans through letter box. It was so thick that there was a fog in every room and the owners smelt like old ladies for the rest of term.
ROUND 2
-Woke up to find 100's of shopping trollies blocking every exit and filling entire garden had to call fire brigade to get out.
-In return wrapped enemy house up with toilet rolls, and had 2 tonnes of sand delivered to driveway. (Made a good beach party later on)
ROUND 3
-Found hose broken into and all Worldly posessions stolen.
-In retaliation a bucket of blue food colouring was placed in water tank of enemy house causing occupants to turn Navy blue with morning shower.
(Then found out that our house had really been burgled, and now sh!t scared of revenge attack and tried to call truce)
ROUND 4
-All coat pockets were filled with little bags of flour that looked like drugs, and further stash had been hidden in toilet cistern at our house. Housemate arrested getting into nightclub, house raided and then given stern talking to by over zelous inspector for wasting police time.
-In retaliation 5 very realistic false bombs made and hidden throughout enemy house.
But they never found them, and we left University.... Over a year later I recieved a call from Special Branch, as the devices had been found by a later occupant, who was related to someone very important in government. It caused a huge incident with the entire neighbourhood vacated. Had to tell entire story to him, and luckily he found it funny and was very RAF friendly. We were let off any charges and have been put off pranks ever since!
ROUND 1
-Entire contents of student house turned upsidedown. Every bit of furniture electrical goods etc
-In return we went to one of those pound shops and bought the shop out of the most revolting air freshener. Sprayed all 200 cans through letter box. It was so thick that there was a fog in every room and the owners smelt like old ladies for the rest of term.
ROUND 2
-Woke up to find 100's of shopping trollies blocking every exit and filling entire garden had to call fire brigade to get out.
-In return wrapped enemy house up with toilet rolls, and had 2 tonnes of sand delivered to driveway. (Made a good beach party later on)
ROUND 3
-Found hose broken into and all Worldly posessions stolen.
-In retaliation a bucket of blue food colouring was placed in water tank of enemy house causing occupants to turn Navy blue with morning shower.
(Then found out that our house had really been burgled, and now sh!t scared of revenge attack and tried to call truce)
ROUND 4
-All coat pockets were filled with little bags of flour that looked like drugs, and further stash had been hidden in toilet cistern at our house. Housemate arrested getting into nightclub, house raided and then given stern talking to by over zelous inspector for wasting police time.
-In retaliation 5 very realistic false bombs made and hidden throughout enemy house.
But they never found them, and we left University.... Over a year later I recieved a call from Special Branch, as the devices had been found by a later occupant, who was related to someone very important in government. It caused a huge incident with the entire neighbourhood vacated. Had to tell entire story to him, and luckily he found it funny and was very RAF friendly. We were let off any charges and have been put off pranks ever since!
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Ah! a good practical joke or two..
First rub 'deep heat' or 'Ralgex' into the poor sodsl underwear, once he returns and put them on it takes about 1/2 hour to start to work in sub zero temps, shorter in the tropics!!, first sign is the hands go into the pockets then the shifting from one foot to the other, finally he will have to give in and go to the toilet to find out why his balls are on fire...
A more subtle one is to hide a musical card (cost you 50p from the market), preferable 'jingle bells as it the most irritating in an office, cover it in tissue paper to make it just audible when its quite, it really is torture, you'd best hide it in the false ceiling or under a very heavy filing cabinet, in pipes etc, its virtually impossible to find if its in something that doesnt move, and be prepared to get a smack in the gob if you whistle jingle bells within striking distance..
A long time ago I attached one under a car and covered it with body filler and grease to hide it, about four days later I drove past his house to find all the seats out of the car. BTW they last around 3 weeks continuious!!!!
enjoy
First rub 'deep heat' or 'Ralgex' into the poor sodsl underwear, once he returns and put them on it takes about 1/2 hour to start to work in sub zero temps, shorter in the tropics!!, first sign is the hands go into the pockets then the shifting from one foot to the other, finally he will have to give in and go to the toilet to find out why his balls are on fire...
A more subtle one is to hide a musical card (cost you 50p from the market), preferable 'jingle bells as it the most irritating in an office, cover it in tissue paper to make it just audible when its quite, it really is torture, you'd best hide it in the false ceiling or under a very heavy filing cabinet, in pipes etc, its virtually impossible to find if its in something that doesnt move, and be prepared to get a smack in the gob if you whistle jingle bells within striking distance..
A long time ago I attached one under a car and covered it with body filler and grease to hide it, about four days later I drove past his house to find all the seats out of the car. BTW they last around 3 weeks continuious!!!!
enjoy
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