JOKES PLEASE (for our Young Flyers - steady now!)
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Two punk girls walking down the road thumbing a lift when a police car goes speeding past, lights flashing nee naw nee naw etc etc.
One punk girl turns to the other and asks" Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz before?"
The other punk thinks for a moment "No, but I've been swung by the tits a few times"
Tada
One punk girl turns to the other and asks" Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz before?"
The other punk thinks for a moment "No, but I've been swung by the tits a few times"
Tada
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Two roads sat in a bar, the door opens and one road says to the other "Now we are in trouble" other road says "why?" " Well the local Cyclepath has just walked in"
I Thank You!
I Thank You!
Join Date: Oct 2001
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What's got 5 legs and lives on a farm?
Paul, Heather & Bea McCartney!
Paul McCartney is buying Heather a plane for christmas. He told her that she'd have to use a razor on her other leg like all the other girls.
Paul, Heather & Bea McCartney!
Paul McCartney is buying Heather a plane for christmas. He told her that she'd have to use a razor on her other leg like all the other girls.
Join Date: Dec 2002
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A clean Joke . Aviation Related. For Kids . Christmas theme even !
Santa is doing his last minute preparations for the big night. Just as he's tightening the last of the restraining straps for the presents, he gets a tap on the shoulder from a man in a suit. He turns around, somewhat stunned, and asks
"Can I help you ?"
" Yes Mr Claus, I`m Mr Smith from the CAA. I've come to inspect both your sleigh and licences. You know, just to confirm MPNS, RVSM compliance etc"
Santa lets out a huge laugh. He can't beleive it !! Him !! Santa !! Being checked !! It's ludacris !!!
" But I`m Father Christmas !! I've done this for years and years. This has never happened before !!"
The CAA man shows no sympathy . After arguments about the sleigh and equipment and licences they come to a compromise .
" We'll go and do a check ride and if all's well after that then you can go"
So Santa gets the reindeers ready, all set to go. The CAA man gets in, with a couple of Elfs.
Just as Santa starts his take off run, the CAA man pulls out a shotgun from under his coat.
" OI " shouts one of the elfs " You can't bring that on here !!"
" Shhh ! " says the CAA man
" I'm going to give him an engine failure after take off !!!"
(FFP is available for birthdays, christenings, weddings and all special occassions.)
Thank you. I'm here all week. . . . .
Santa is doing his last minute preparations for the big night. Just as he's tightening the last of the restraining straps for the presents, he gets a tap on the shoulder from a man in a suit. He turns around, somewhat stunned, and asks
"Can I help you ?"
" Yes Mr Claus, I`m Mr Smith from the CAA. I've come to inspect both your sleigh and licences. You know, just to confirm MPNS, RVSM compliance etc"
Santa lets out a huge laugh. He can't beleive it !! Him !! Santa !! Being checked !! It's ludacris !!!
" But I`m Father Christmas !! I've done this for years and years. This has never happened before !!"
The CAA man shows no sympathy . After arguments about the sleigh and equipment and licences they come to a compromise .
" We'll go and do a check ride and if all's well after that then you can go"
So Santa gets the reindeers ready, all set to go. The CAA man gets in, with a couple of Elfs.
Just as Santa starts his take off run, the CAA man pulls out a shotgun from under his coat.
" OI " shouts one of the elfs " You can't bring that on here !!"
" Shhh ! " says the CAA man
" I'm going to give him an engine failure after take off !!!"
(FFP is available for birthdays, christenings, weddings and all special occassions.)
Thank you. I'm here all week. . . . .
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? - Cliff.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? - Warren.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? - Jack.
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? - Russell.
What do you cal a man with a hotel on his head? - Norman Tebbit.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? - Warren.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? - Jack.
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? - Russell.
What do you cal a man with a hotel on his head? - Norman Tebbit.
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Two cows grazing in a field, one turns to the other and says 'so, what do you reckon about this mad cow disease then?'
'Who cares' says the other cow, 'I'm a helicopter'.
Paul McCartney's bought his wife a plane for her birthday.
She'll still use Immac for the other leg though............
And one for after the watershed:
What's a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist got in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it!
'Who cares' says the other cow, 'I'm a helicopter'.
Paul McCartney's bought his wife a plane for her birthday.
She'll still use Immac for the other leg though............
And one for after the watershed:
What's a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist got in common?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it!
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2 Business men are sitting on an airliner bound for New York when 1 turns to the other and says
"I hear that the number of airmisses in on the increase"
The second one turns back and says
"How do you know that?"
"Oh, I read it in the paper" says the first man
"I didn't know they had papers on this flight" says his companion.
"Oh, they don't" replies the first man again, looking out of the window, "but they do on that flight over there"
"I hear that the number of airmisses in on the increase"
The second one turns back and says
"How do you know that?"
"Oh, I read it in the paper" says the first man
"I didn't know they had papers on this flight" says his companion.
"Oh, they don't" replies the first man again, looking out of the window, "but they do on that flight over there"