Course we don't have any fu**ing choc ices.......

Well actually we might :D

fiddle-dee-dum...a fiddle-dee-dee...
 

Best post this year!!
:O
:D

...half a bee,
...philosophically,
...should ipso-facto,
...half, not be...

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury
Singing La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G
Eric the Half a Bee
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Title: Never Be Rude to an Arab
From: Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album
& Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew.
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a Ni**er,
A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut.
And never poke fun at at...
*KABOOM*
They were so far ahead of their time it is frightening, quite literally!!

Sheep
 

I see, I get the picture. Strange creatures sheep. They don't so much fly as they plummet ........

MY BRAIN HURTS...:D

Fwee Bwian

(so he can do another story in the Yank papers)

Parrot?
 

Wake up Polly! wake up polly parrot!

Sigh.............

You guys............

It's the summer madness.

Take it easy out there. 4HP

Yes! We are all individuals!

Heres one for our Fatigue Managment department
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am

Twoe him to d gwound
 

and stwike him quite woughly.....hmm sounds familiar....:p

are there any wimmen here?

I Fart in your general direction :O
:D :D :D

Oii..whats the fricking point to this thread. Kill it moderator!

You're either very dull, or American (or both!)!!

Cheer up buddy, its just a bit of good old British humour!:ok:

Hey Payscale, it's easy, don't read it, I know you don't understand it. :ugh:

After all,

We are the Knights that say " Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek' :8