TCTs wish for a softer fleet management team is happening.
 

Interesting email from CPA stating that Airbus crew must improve their effeminacy.
If they don't want to, they must file a CSR.
It would seem that EK is becoming more and more progressive, but maybe forcing pilots sexual preferences is taking it a bit too far .
I believe the tractor fleet was excluded as he didn't find them attractive enough. This is terrible for the self esteem of an already overworked group of pilots .
Rumour has it this is to help the integration of TCTs easyjet pilots.

Give dugong pilots pink handbags!

You can't make this stuff up SOPs.

As I tractor driver, I feel totally left out. Guess I just have to leave this to the Dugong boys and girls...(if they can get through the block)...

Effeminacy is the manifestation of traits in a boy or man that are more often associated with feminine nature, behavior, mannerism, style, or gender roles rather than with masculine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or roles.

Ok..I have to ask..what do you have to do..wear a bra?....start wearing skirts?...no you are making this up. With all the problems going on..they want you to become more girly??? Like a girly girl? ( oh I forgot..she left)..I just checked my watch to make sure its not April 1...

Rainbow ties next they say . Don't you miss it SOPs? This new tie would have matched your eyes.

She found better shopping closer to home.

Carefull, Harry will get upset!!

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.gmf...cf0dd1ae01.jpg
This mornings A380 crew, pictured heading off to London.

I think you are right . It will be a lot easier to instigate on UK flights.

Priceless :D:O

Im cross I am missing out!!!!

The few of you little boys who “fly” the 777 are truly a disgrace to the profession and your mature peers on the fleet. I’m referring to posts 3, 7, 11, 15 and 17. I’m dumbstruck by your audacity in the midst of a time we should be united as professionals. Sadly I’ll never know who you really are but if I could and you were ever requesting a jumpseat on my flight, I’ll gladly deny your request. Boys like you don’t belong in a cockpit. I understand there might be an intent of dark humor but rather leave it to the bar over a beer than bashing your colleagues like this on a public forum.

TCT already successful!
You're as touchy as a girlie, mate.
Just try to keep a little of that "dude" sense of humour, even if it's pointed at you sometimes, the next day it might hit the other side, fgs!

No worries, I never ever would ask a colleague without humor for a jump seat.

Must be the heat...or lack of sleep...

I feel the humble guys pain .I tried on some of the new airbus fleet shoes today. Not only was the heel way too high, and front so tiny that they pinched my toes. But, worse of all, they clash with my eyes . I don't care if they are louis Vuitton Patel ( they say he is a new up and coming designer from Karama) they just make me feel frumpy . I just need a tub of ice cream now and little cry.

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I cant wait to share this with my Railway mates....they are going to choke on their "morning brew"....

I love it, in an email designed to nitpick the pilots about small inconsequential items, they can't even be bothered to spellcheck or even proof-read their own stuff before hitting send. I can picture him there furiously typing away "I'm gonna teach those lazy pilots a thing or two" and smashing down on the send button with a huff of satisfaction...

Oh no, priceless ;):D:O

First of all, Mr.Hypocrit.Guy what a great way to inspire the unity you profess to desire, selectively denying benefits to your colleagues. Did you also manage to dust off your Scab Blacklist on the day the jumpseats were announced?

Meanwhile, back on topic it's not about A vs. B, its just that the chief pilot of one fleet sent the letter to only a specific group of pilots, asking them to be more lady-like, so try not to be too sensitive there big fella!

yes but make sure you have a sleazy CSV ready to ask you to remove your jacket to check the bra is regulation beige and then ask you to turn so they can check the skirt is not too tight for the full authentic EK Image & Uniform experience! 😂

This is great news, now I have an excuse to not wear my hat. It always makes my ass look big....

I would just like to nominate this thread officially for

Best. Thread. Ever.

Especially since I can't tell if Humble Guy is serious or farce.

*wipes tears from eyes*

Long nails now allowed too? Hot pink would look good when flying your 'stick' with thumb and first two fingers only!!