Alan has surfaced! And gives career advice!
 

Invest the time to hear him clearly describe how to quickly reach the top without competence or experience. You will have to wait a minute or so for him to appear but it is worth it.

"Stick close to your desks and NEVER go to sea and you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-gfalEWI0&sns=em

ha ha thanks for my evening lol. Need a good laugh in this joke of a place sometimes.

I'll never forgot when he stopped me before a flight and informed me that my tie was "slightly off centre." And you know what happened next? He sent me a warning letter!!

Haha! That was fantastic. There's even a fairly close resemblance to the man himself.

I'm sorry, the whole scene is so spot on. As said above, the resemblance is uncanny, along with the lyrics. Fantastic find, Dropp. Genius, bravo.