UAE Identity cards-----Is this the future
:ok:Operator: 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..' Operator : 'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?' Customer: 'It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610' Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from Nasir Square, Deira, Dubai . Your home number is 04-2254821, your office 04-3480536 and your mobile is 050-9923487. Which number are you calling from now Sir?' Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir' Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...' Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir' Customer: 'How come?' Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir' Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?' Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it' Customer: 'How do you know for sure?' Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir' Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?' Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is AED 67.00’ Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?' Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.' Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives' Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today' Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?' Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...' Customer: 'What!' Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123...' Customer: '????' Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?' Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?' Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic........ ' Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^ T Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'* |
posponed
Did they postpone the time to the end of 2009 now?
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I got this in an email forward, pretty funny
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