"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."

[Emma Royds]

Those carrots in the snack box look very fresh.....

[DCS99]

"I'll fill your petrol tank for you before I leave tonight darling. Its a 2 minute drive, be back in 10"

[CaptainChipotle]

I’m so excited for additional bespoke training!

[jack schidt]

HAH HAH, perfectly written English!

[monsoon.pilot]

I know exactly what the medical insurance coverage is. I never get surprised by random backdated deductions.

[Got2luvem]

I must be a "special pilot " to be working Christmas and New year...again !

[Dropp the Pilot]

It's been some time since I was five years old. I wonder if I'm embarrassing myself by pouting about the carrots in my lunchbox?

[Kobus Dune]

This very nice CC's boyfriend was Lebanese as she told us - first time I've seen that in 12 years with EK !

[victorpapa]

and guess what the CCs boyfriend is not called Mohamed

[SOPS]

( sorry can't resist)...Im so sorry I resigned from EK

[Neptune Spear]

I wish I was still working at Emirates. I think I made a mistake in leaving Dubai. Can I come back since they are such nice and reasonable employers?

[FlyingCroc]

These footprints on the toilet seat are my own.

[Trader]

I agree with senior management, there is no 'fear factor' at EK and the pilots 'overwhelmingly agree' with the direction EK is taking.

[Wingman82]

The big variety of crewmeals makes it impossible to decide what to eat

[777-200LR]

You never see ‘DUAL INPUT’ ASRs in the weekly summary

[sanddune 1]

The company would never "Bond Me" for my upgrade course!

[Capn Rex Havoc]

"I will say "No" to signing a command bond."

[GillEx737]

Originally Posted by Capn Rex Havoc

"I will say "No" to signing a command bond."

Bravo!

[thegypsy]

That means he WILL sign that Bond as it is something you will never hear an EK Pilot say!!

[GillEx737]

Originally Posted by thegypsy

That means he WILL sign that Bond as it is something you will never hear an EK Pilot say!!

Very perceptive!!!