"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."

[VSsenior]

Well for some humour, and to knock some cheer into this part of Pprune I thought we could try and amuse ourselves with a game that funny on mock the week

"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say....."


On your mark...... let the chaos and amusement begin!

[OMAAbound]

'I hope they choose me to be in the next pilot as commercial'

[777-200LR]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

[Eau de Boeing]

Of course I can come to your wedding, I've got the whole of July off......

[cost neutral]

" The company has been so good to me, Yes I think I will come in on my day off . Crewing will do the right thing by me. Won't they ? "

[gardenshed]

I love my job,and the company is the best I've ever worked for.

[Akrep]

Noo I am sure we wont get a warning letter for this

[xhamster]

"you'll be hearing from my union"

[TOGA!]

The monthly bidding system and trip swap system are state of the art!

[Jerry Scribbler]

I got all the leave I wanted again. That makes it 18 years in a row.

[natops]

It feels great to be appreciated.
No wonder why people are lined up to join this beautiful company...

[DCS99]

"I feel valued when I have to pay for pre-assigned seating on my friends and family Special tickets"

[777boyindubai]

Accommodation is the best and most efficient department in EK.

[TangoUniform]

"This company is so good to me, I really would like to stay until mandatory retirement."

[MonarchOrBust]

I get paid peanuts and the tax is killing me

[Plane and simple]

Originally Posted by MonarchOrBust

I get paid peanuts and the tax is killing me

Hahaha. Looks good from the outside, doesn't it?

Like a Venus flytrap

[fantom]

zift.

My keyboard cannot produce the arabic script...

[fatbus]

Can't stand all this time off!

[Metro man]

Why do pilots complain about fatigue ? I've been on the B777 for 5 years and I still feel as fresh as a daisy.

[motojet]

These new EFB tablets are awesome!