"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."

[Layover]

I left Emirates 10 years ago. I still regret it.....

[Gunman returns]

How does PM always get a roster that he is happy with

[natops]

It is great to see that most shops are already bumping up their prices, so the 5% VAT, on top of the new prices is helping the Dubai economy even more.

[Big Enos Burdette]

Transport home post flight is so well organised and efficient.

[Kobus Dune]

I always get quick answers - positive or negative, that's not the problem - to my swap requests (yes, with smartphones and roaming, the vast majority of us have instant popping of messages ..)

[Kobus Dune]

I have been called on Reserve to fly to HKT .....

[Dale Hardale]

I too left 10 years ago and miss the fantastic rostering, outstanding management and summer in Dubai.

Why did I ever leave .......?

[DANbudgieman]

Originally Posted by aeropix

That new Crew Meal selection is awesome! All those tasty South Asian specialties they now offer really hit the spot, especially the delicious breakfast Rogan Josh! They really seem to know the Crew demographic like nobody else!

Don't knock it chum. Many a time I have enjoyed a hearty breakfast of left over cold curry and cold nan bread for breakfast. (Invariably after being pi**ed as a newt a very few hours ago...)

[Kamelchaser]

Welcome into the cockpit. I trust you implicitly to monitor my co-pilot while I go to the restroom, and I'm sure you a) have been properly security screened for the task, and b) have been properly trained in how to save the day should my dodgy offsider roll the aircraft inverted when I'm half way through my dump.

[Kobus Dune]

Even better, Kamelchaser :
(from an F/O point of view)
I'm so happy that you come to the cockpit while I go to the restroom, because you know, I don't really trust this guy in the left seat.

[Sebastiaen]

'You know, I think I'm gonna buy a Pajero. No one has those where I live in Meydan South.

[allaru]

"Those cabin crew from the dinner table yesterday .........didn't see any smartphone during the whole dinner .." Bet ya still went out with em but!

[GoreTex]

I really appreciated the phone call from the CPA thanking me for the 18 years of service when I left

[GoreTex]

I really enjoyed the provident fund, I had the best funds to choose from, they beat any
S&P 500 index fund and the fees were so much lower, I am sure the provident fund is there to make money for me and not for the company

[perthbound]

Here is my contribution.....

-I think I will call my new born daughter Evita.

-If only the EK surface tablet had Arabic on the keyboard it would be perfect.

[KippaLippa]

mine is:

"swapping is so nice, it allows me with no effort to adjust my roster to meet my needs, and help other colleagues too!"

[aussiefarmer]

I’m so looking forward to my next recurrent, boosts my confidence everytime.

[Adam Barfy]

Originally Posted by aussiefarmer

I’m so looking forward to my next recurrent, boosts my confidence everytime.

Seconded.....

I never hated the sim. Until i came here

[glofish]

The EGHQ elevator that lit up first was actually the one that opened the door!!

[Monarch Man]

“No I’ve never had a problem with a South Korean or Chinese grade 2”

“Of course, I’m sure your Mohammed is different”

“Wow, the crew beat us onto the bus!”