Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > PPRuNe Worldwide > Middle East
Reload this Page >

Emirates made ANOTHER Pilot Recruitment AD!!!

Middle East Many expats still flying in Knoteetingham. Regional issues can be discussed here.

Emirates made ANOTHER Pilot Recruitment AD!!!

Old 1st Nov 2016, 17:23
  #1 (permalink)  
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Manchester, UK
Posts: 37
Emirates made ANOTHER Pilot Recruitment AD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5d...annel=Emirates

So what do you think?
TheTypicalBrit is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 17:43
  #2 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In a house
Age: 45
Posts: 136
Or get a command before 32.....
electricdeathjet is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 18:01
  #3 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: UAE
Age: 53
Posts: 119
and for those that have 'complications' with childbirth?
Macrohard is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 18:06
  #4 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Escaped the sandpit 53 32′ 9.19″ N, 9 50′ 13.29″ E
Posts: 592
Dubai and the cost of education......
ExDubai is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 18:11
  #5 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: UAE
Age: 45
Posts: 13
Originally Posted by TheTypicalBrit View Post
😩what an incredibe Idiot of Copilot, bullshitting him self his family and everyone else.

It seems he couldnt make it to a real airline at the first place. Would love to listen to him in 2 more years. A..hole!
SlavePunishment is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 18:25
  #6 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Not at EK :)
Posts: 531
Mark. Oh dear. Either you are naive, not done your homework or you have blatantly lied. I'll assume it's the first. So here we go. Schooling. Please share at what age EK start paying for schools. Also perhaps you can confirm that EK don't cover 100% of the fees and indeed changed the contract to force you to pay a percentage. How easy is it to get young kids into JESS or another good school? You don't get free healthcare. You pay by salary deduction that they just increased for your eife and kids. What happens with a baby that isn't full term. Let me tell you. 100000 aed plus bill which YOU psy.Tell us about the cost of eating out for a family of four after paying for Schooling and healthcare. By all means do your video for the company. But don't tell blatant lies that others who don't know the crooked ek management like we do will accept.
777boyindubai is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 18:32
  #7 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: DXB
Posts: 45
So rumor goes that this guy had already resigned before the making of this video? Any truth to this?
The.Humble.Guy is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 18:48
  #8 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: 51.48N 0.00E
Age: 35
Posts: 8
Why do all the people who do these ads permanently have that dead eye look?
190_warrior is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 19:15
  #9 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Right hand seat of a 777
Posts: 130
*Mark enter management office sheepishly*

"Hi, I need to leave Emirates but I can't pay my bond off?!"

*Management member rubbing his hands*

"That's fine Mark, we've got just the thing for you!?"
OMAAbound is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 19:27
  #10 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: london
Posts: 103
Hahaha....

Surely they can hire actors to do these disaster ads to save genuinely (im guessing) nice colleagues from having to lie lie and lie some more by selling a broken product to others???? Unless these guys volunteer for this???
Jetkopite is offline  
Old 1st Nov 2016, 19:44
  #11 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Dubai
Posts: 47
OMAA, I don't think that would much of a problem for him, the QF boys are on a 3y/ $30000 bond.
Mrs Mangels is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 01:27
  #12 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 97
If Mark is enjoying his time at Emirates, leave him at peace.

So many bitter people in the Middle East thread.
Bloated Stomach is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 01:39
  #13 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Dusty West
Age: 50
Posts: 628
Bloated,

Come out here and try it for yourself.

Maybe after a few kieks in the kok, you'll understand why.
The Outlaw is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 01:49
  #14 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Dusty West
Age: 50
Posts: 628
...and yes, you will get to fly a 777 around the world...100 hours per month to great places like Baghdad, Basra, Erbil, Lagos, Mumbai, Delhi, Kolkata, Trivandrum, Chennai, Karachi to name just a few and at night even! I suppose it beats Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane etc.

Don't forget to mention that you can't be a captain until you achieve your 32'nd birthday, the fun you must be having living behind the stables of the Meydan racetrack and the lovely smell of horse piss that comes with it when the wind is right.

Good times!
The Outlaw is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 09:03
  #15 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Right hand seat of a 777
Posts: 130
Mrs Mangels

I did wonder if he might have been one of the QF boys, haven't they got a few years left on that agreement? One of my friends has just left, he's got a few years left and has moved on to China until he can go back

OMAAbound
OMAAbound is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 10:52
  #16 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: On the Beach
Posts: 296
Recruitment Propaganda ....

For those of you enjoying the recent recruitment videos, rest assured there are at least two more to come ..... I seem to remember a European chap in the 1930's (you know, the one who invaded Poland...) once said 'no matter how big the lie, repeat it often enough and the people will come to believe it....'

The problem is that most of the new joiners want to believe it.
Plank Cap is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 10:57
  #17 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: overthere
Posts: 2,990
And they are no different from the ones that joined before them Planky.
donpizmeov is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 11:13
  #18 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 58
What about this one, this guy says despite press reports, Dubai is a great place.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H35X3dmiWoI
Heathrow09L is offline  
Old 2nd Nov 2016, 18:18
  #19 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Sandy lane
Posts: 209
#11 - hilarious post!!!!!!!!
too_much is offline  
Old 3rd Nov 2016, 13:02
  #20 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: vegas, not 'las', or 'bris', but the other one
Posts: 97
I wonder if he'd rather be getting served up by old mate in the circuit at Dubbo yet!?!?!
mince is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright 2021 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.