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Old 13th May 2013, 08:08
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Shisha lounges on the 380

Great spoof out here this week.

Emirates to introduce shisha lounges on the A380

Premium passengers will be able to order a shisha from their seat, before retiring to the Signature Shisha Room where it will be prepared by an expert.

DUBAI: Emirates has announced that it plans to trial new shisha lounges aboard its A380 fleet. In a statement released this morning, the Dubai-based airline revealed that the lounges would be available to business and first class passengers on several of its long-haul routes flown using Airbus’ superjumbo, starting from next month.

“Alongside unique offerings such as our Signature Spa and Onboard Lounges, with our new Signature Shisha Rooms premium customers will be now be able to relax amid luxurious surroundings with a traditional waterpipe,” the airline said in a press release.

“This new service will provide our Middle Eastern passengers with the sort of home comforts they’ve come to expect on our award-winning airline, while presenting those flying to the Middle East for the first time with the opportunity to sample one of the true tastes of Arabia before they’ve even landed.”

According to the statement, passengers will be able to pre-order a shisha from the onboard menu while at their seat and retire to the lounge after the main meal.

Emirates added that, should the trials run smoothly, it hopes to have the shisha service operational across its entire fleet of A380s by the year end.

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As there is an electonic Shisha being trialled don't be surprised if the turns out to be true
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Grrr Dubai's Cultural Heritage | On Board the Emirates A380.

Anything's possible.

I wouldn't be surprised if they soon extend Dubai's unique attraction, the famed 'happy-ending' massage service on board the A380, facilitated by an elite and well qualified 'South East Asian" crew who go by the names, "Ting-Tong", "Wee-Waa" and "Ding-Dong".

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Don't think so Fug, e-cigs banned on EK.

Good spoof though, please do read the comments on the original page, they are a laugh

Retard, unique?? Bangkok called, they want their trademark back...

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A happy ending is worth more, ever how, I don't mind my pipe watered in Biz or F class
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