I love Dubai because...
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...because you can rack up $11,475 (yes you read it right) of speeding fines in 1 hour, and then pay to avoid having your vehicle confiscated because you "have special circumstances"
Oops hang on sorry, that only applies if you wear a sheet.
Oops hang on sorry, that only applies if you wear a sheet.
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. . . their Foreign Policy! 
A summary in pictures.
Where do we dump these?
I have a masterful scheme!
(NO. . . you CAN'T have anything you want).
(ha ha ha ha ha. We'll see about that)
(it's only a Mirage)
(We don't negotiate with blackmailers or terrorists. Cyprus or Germany are probably better, more reliable places to be anyhow)
Nooooo!!!! Wrong ANSWER!!!!!!
October 11, 2010
(If that's how they feel about it).
We are not getting through to them!?!?!? How dare they!!!
And now:
New Visa Requirements for Canadians
We're not allowed to watch this on TV here:
. . . So the UAE-Canada thing is the next best entertainment playing. . .
But remember!
Happiness is V1 in DXB!
A summary in pictures.
Where do we dump these? I have a masterful scheme! (NO. . . you CAN'T have anything you want). (ha ha ha ha ha. We'll see about that) (it's only a Mirage) (We don't negotiate with blackmailers or terrorists. Cyprus or Germany are probably better, more reliable places to be anyhow) Nooooo!!!! Wrong ANSWER!!!!!! October 11, 2010 (If that's how they feel about it). We are not getting through to them!?!?!? How dare they!!!And now:
New Visa Requirements for Canadians
We're not allowed to watch this on TV here:
. . . So the UAE-Canada thing is the next best entertainment playing. . .
But remember!
Happiness is V1 in DXB!
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because I no longer have to care about how many millions of pounds of the public's money the likes of Niel Kinnock, his family, and the rest of the MEPs, Commissioners etc (not to mention the UK MPs) are stealing year on year!!
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I love Dubai...
because I always get highly trained and motivated people within customer care if I have a problem with Etisalat or DEWA. They speak clear english and help me right away. Very customer minded and fair companies !
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panama Jack...you rock dude ! that was funny......girls next door ! ha ha ha ...
the military folks must have been delighted by the move....can you imagine, going from the sandpit to Cyprus ? that's quite an upgrade.
the military folks must have been delighted by the move....can you imagine, going from the sandpit to Cyprus ? that's quite an upgrade.
I can beat my wife,
beat my slave, sorry maid,
then drive like a pr@#$ in my
tax free missile, sorrry 4x4, but it's Ok because I'm a close personal friend of the sheik and Allah will see me right.
beat my slave, sorry maid,
then drive like a pr@#$ in my
tax free missile, sorrry 4x4, but it's Ok because I'm a close personal friend of the sheik and Allah will see me right.