Single Life At Emirates

[yoyonow]

sheik,

Would your:

alone.. mate!

Have any racist undertones? Just asking

[GoreTex]

he bit the bullet and scarified his body to do research for all of us, a true hero in my eyes

[crazy_max]

Mullah, thank you. I was having a pretty ****ty day in DXB until I read that stroke of genius. It is with no doubt the best post I've read in Pprune in 10 years, even beat out the "you know you've been too long in the Gulf when" post.
I am your fan for life. Thank you.

[harry the cod]

Sheiky

Ever heard the proverb, 'People who live in glass houses should not throw stones'?

Harry

[falconeasydriver]

Just found this thread.....cos its near the top..

Mullah...you might have owed me a new laptop...I'm now just wiping the coffee off the sreen and keyboard. Superb post

[ATC83]

I'm in the same boat as Falconeasydriver...Diet Coke just gone everywhere!!

Even though this PC bollocks has gone to far, it's still great to see people can have a laugh!

[McGreaser]

........one of the best posts lying in the archives. Nice to see it again.

[sheikmyarse]

Ah ah ah...what a laugh!! Really. I don't even find it funny.
Well it has probably to do to the average intellectual level around here...
Management knows!

[radial090]

Mullah

Crass, Irreverent but absolutely hilarious!

I guess some guys dont go to 18 and over movies, to each his own!

[Wizofoz]

AH, but Cesco, you MUST remember Sheikmyarse's golden rule- ONLY hysterical, nonsensical, negative crap is allowed to be posted about DXB and EK. Even a humourous aside is Management infilltration and propaganda.

I think there's a word for it....

Para....

Paranoi....

Something like that...

[Schibulsky]

c'mon Sheiky... PC and relax! Isn't humor one of the things you need to survive in the sandpit?

[givemewings]

Oh come on, it was funny if not politically correct, I'm a woman and I laughed. We all know the girls have similar concepts & 'stereotypes' of their own....

Personally if you socialise with us, are easy going and not too strict if we take a bit longer to bring the hot meal up front, willing to come out for dinner & share some good stories, I got no problem with you wherever you're from.

However, send me back to the galley three times because it's the wrong brand of juice or the dish isn't the right pattern, then we got an issue...

I am sure there's plenty of fun to be had for the "singlies" (love it btw) in Dubai should they be so inclined... just don't kick her out right after, have a nice lie-in and you'll be right

[Mullah Kintyre]

Gents, the markers have been updated in the meantime:

• Lebonese - FIG,JAM. Little effort required on your part, they'll do all the talking. About themselves. Just leave your credit card over the bar at ShoChos. Hairy lower-backs (reportedly).
• Americans -Loud and enhanced but great teeth.
• Aussies - (Revisited, as they seem to be recruiting a lot) Networked, pick one then stay away from the rest for a while. Long memories. Min 6wks between. Usually not a "cash deal" however you end up paying more with wine, dinner, Al Maha trips, wilful damage to your property, etc.
• English - Regulars at the EK clinic. Peak through the window before you go into the waiting room, that's why they put it there. Best leave your wife at home.
• Uzbekis - Some absolute stunners with that Russian bloodline. Voraciously hungry. Might be cheaper (long-term) to go this option down at the 'Snake, but use your friend's house!
• Scottish - Head-butters; don't make them mad. Screamers.
• Irish - Very fertile. Devoutly religious though so don't bother packing latex when you visit her. Use immense self-control and be prepared for the consequences if you misjudge your timing.
• French - See Moroccan.
• Canadians - Sensible.
• Nigerians - Wear two. Don't give them your email address. Keep at least one light on at all times.
• Afghans - Hard to tell which one's yours and which one's the bag of rubbish.
• Singaporeans - Good in the galley. Speaking of fried eggs: not much on the chest here.
• Filipinos - Notoriously sweet and cuddly at first, until you marry her. Then your balls have a blade under them. These women may be small but are known to achieve disproportionate levels of anger when they don't get their way.

I hope this information helps guide the younger bucks in EK.

[Capetonian]

Mullah Kintyre : Best post of the year!!

[emiratesson]

They are happy!

I know 3 captains in 3 different airlines which are based in here (UAE) who are single and very happy!


did that work ?



AAAAAaaargh... Okay..They are Divorced...

[Suffering_Pax]

Gold Mullah!!

I didn't think you get get it more spot on than the previous evaluation, but you have outdone yourself! Downright decent of you to take one for the boys doing the research on this vital subject

[Orangputi]

Fantastic what a laugh,
any comments on the Chinese main land girls?

I am single but find the fillies the pick of the lot but very clingy!

Vietnamese like beautiful china dolls but very business like at extracting cash ( the yanks never had a chance)

Girls from Laos like it bareback down there!

Indonesian girls a bit like the Malaysian girls beautiful in there 20's and love you to death but tend to bloat a bit after 30 or so (a bit like our western sisters and for that matter our brothers as well!).

American chicks good teeth but lots of gob and lots of everything else (attitude included)

Subjective political incorrect replies only accepted.

[A320Dreamer]

"Nigerians - Wear two. Don't give them your email address."

Hahah, where do I nominate you for the best post of the year?

[captseth]

This is by far the best thread on PPRune.

[ashcroft79]

I can't believe you guys. I mean honestly how can you look at yourselves in the mirror every day and like the person looking back at you when you treat/talk about others in this way. You all should be ashamed.








































I kidd I kidd this is by far one of the funniest threads I think I've ever read