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Hydromet 18th Jul 2015 01:34

Limericks Mk 2
 
I've decided to start a new thread;
The old one seems to be dead.
It redirects
With no effects
So try using this one instead.

RJM 18th Jul 2015 01:38

Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks

Hydromet 18th Jul 2015 03:03

Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks.
Sometimes they're rude,
Uncouth and lewd

jolihokistix 18th Jul 2015 04:45

Thank you! I get some kicks
Like many, writing limericks.
Sometimes they're rude,
Uncouth and lewd
But they're part of my morning fix.

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goudie 18th Jul 2015 05:29

Just what we need, a fresh start
As the old one kept us apart
I was quite confused:confused:
And not amused:(
At missing something close to my heart


Well done Hydromet:ok:

CISTRS 18th Jul 2015 05:33

The old thread’s reached critical mass
And disappeared up its own ass.
So we’ve started again
With keyboard and pen

probes 18th Jul 2015 06:54

Now and then joined in by a lass.

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A limerick most surely is weird

Hydromet 18th Jul 2015 07:08

A limerick most surely is weird
To ribaldry it's usually geared,
But mostly by inference

CISTRS 18th Jul 2015 07:33

A limerick most surely is weird
To ribaldry it's usually geared,
But mostly by inference
And verbal incoherence:
Our poets must surely be cheered.
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jolihokistix 18th Jul 2015 08:25

A Bronx cheer to these writers of rhyme!

Hobo 18th Jul 2015 09:23

Just give Hobo and Treads enough time,
To let go two loud farts,
Get their Limerick parts
And on the poetry table to climb.

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Well done Hydro.

treadigraph 18th Jul 2015 10:15

Here's Treadders fresh out of his pit
Hungover and feeling like sh!t
A quick fart or two
I just might follow through



Hydro :ok:

goudie 18th Jul 2015 12:52

...Or a tit, I'm not really sure which
I prefer, but my usual pitch

jolihokistix 18th Jul 2015 12:52

But wait while I give my nipples a twitch

Hobo 18th Jul 2015 13:48

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Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,

goudie 18th Jul 2015 13:51

Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,
Some examples are needed
That should be heeded

Hydromet 18th Jul 2015 13:55

Have we lost this before we have started?
Rhyme and scanning, both seem to have parted,
Some examples are needed
That should be heeded.
Now chaps, let's not be downhearted.
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Now that we're all back on track


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