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rotated 24th Jul 2006 14:05

How to win a beauty contest
 
I have heard that the competition at the Miss Universe contests is killer, but I had no idea... Here Miss Indonesia prepares to eliminate Miss Japan :eek: :} :ok:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...ated/missu.jpg

BlueDiamond 24th Jul 2006 14:09

Or as the Japanese man said as he prepared to commit seppuku, "I'll show you who's got guts."

Yeah, yeah ... coat, door ...

rotated 24th Jul 2006 14:18

You really slice me up, Bluey :8 :) :ok:

djk 24th Jul 2006 14:25

Miss Japan was quite cute, although I liked Miss Switzerland better.

BlueDiamond 24th Jul 2006 14:27

You got the point then, Rotty. :) :cool: :ok:

rotated 24th Jul 2006 14:30

djk, you DOG, way to go, bro :ok: :} :E

I didn't even get to meet 'em...:{

djk 24th Jul 2006 14:31


Originally Posted by rotated
djk, you DOG, way to go, bro :ok: :} :E
I didn't even get to meet 'em...:{

Didn't get to meet them either, but it was the only program that was halfway interesting last night. Miss Ireland had the biggest pair of jugs I'd seen on a beauty contestant

Swimsuit photo

Capt.KAOS 24th Jul 2006 14:43

Don't mess with the mamasan!

http://content.missuniverse.com/main...JP-costume.jpg

rotated 24th Jul 2006 14:51


Don't mess with the mamasan!
Yeah, she's been giving Mrs. R lessons... :hmm: :eek: :cool:

Capt. Queeg 24th Jul 2006 22:34


Originally Posted by rotated
\ Here Miss Indonesia prepares to eliminate Miss Japan :eek: :} :ok:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...ated/missu.jpg

That's the blade they cut the gonads off Miss Thailand with prior to competition....

tony draper 24th Jul 2006 22:39

Both of em way to skinny for me,why don't they build proper women shaped women now.:rolleyes:
Rubinesque is the word one is searching for one thinks.

G-CPTN 24th Jul 2006 22:42

Like Sophie Dahl.

SmilingKnifed 24th Jul 2006 23:13

Maybe a couple of years ago. She also looks emaciated now.








Still would though:E

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! 24th Jul 2006 23:38


Miss Ireland had the biggest pair of jugs I'd seen on a beauty contestant
you're kidding right? MY tits are bigger than hers







:hmm:

G-CPTN 24th Jul 2006 23:46

?
http://www.showbizireland.com/images...ireland-02.jpg
She WAS, apparently Miss Ireland 2006.

Howard Hughes 25th Jul 2006 01:26

How to win a beauty contest?
 
Sleep with Donald Trump?

Surely nobody wants to win that bad do they?:hmm:

BelfastChild 30th Jul 2006 01:29

http://image38.webshots.com/38/7/5/1...8XLPpjJ_ph.jpg

getting in shape for next year? :E

mocoman 30th Jul 2006 02:05


Rubinesque is the word one is searching for one thinks
Rubenesque one would venture to suggest;

Peter Paul Rubens being the artist bestowed with that name who had a similarly rotund appreciation of beauty during the early 17th century...:)

:ok:

G-CPTN 30th Jul 2006 02:23

Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder, his model posed nude on a ladder. Her position suggested coition to Titian, so he climbed up the ladder and 'ad her.

mocoman 30th Jul 2006 03:06

:ok: badoom-tsch....

Nice darts Sir....:D


Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model posed nude on a ladder.
Her position suggested coition to Titian,
So he climbed up the ladder and 'ad her.


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