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Old 9th Sep 2003, 05:53
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I have just noticed

The plethora of quality Ppruners now browsing the forum.
I got here first.
Here's me final words not that there will be a stone. No point in wasting good building materials.

    Has anyone ever seen a flying picket. I have only ever viewed them around an ad hoc brazier: usually they burn pallets. Do the pallet owners video these occurances for evidence?
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 06:00
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    Do me this favour,
    when I am dead,
    gather up me ashes,
    and purrem in me shed.

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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 06:58
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    Six pounds of dust for potting plants.
    Scouts, could sell them to their Aunts.
    They'd never know the real truth,
    of the ashes of Sister Ruth!
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 07:03
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    But would they care? At least they'd have 'er
    In better shape than the cadaver.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 07:11
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    Here RIP
    the Herr Draper
    persuading St Pete
    his last caper.


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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 07:21
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    Requiescat D. in pace,
    You say; and it sounds very catchy.
    But after all the toil and trouble,
    He’s caused: best put him deep in rubble.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 15:57
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    Gone at last to fiddlers green
    the hunter is home from the hill.
    singapore girl is over the moon,
    he left her this thread in his will.


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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 16:15
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    TopCat's gone,
    He'll be sorely missed,
    he went with a smile
    because he was pi$$ed.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 16:17
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    Dig my grave and dig it deep,
    make it a wide it and a long one,
    and in the bottom please grant this wish,
    place a Lawyer for me coffin to rest on.


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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 16:27
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    Physician may care,
    And healing surgeon;
    The lawyer's executry
    Fees will burgeon.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 16:50
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    Puff pastry can be made in 3 basic variations, to whit: Puff, rough puff and flakey.


    Such peaks of learning are easily recounted when the burden is placed to cook a bacon & egg pie.

    If none the wiser one would assume they were descriptions of "lifestyle choices". Mind-altering substances, some chap light in the loafers who wears chains and leather.. and, pretty much, the last depicts most of California.

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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 17:05
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    On Studies Last Weekend:


    “Who? Whom?”, asked Lenin, so succinct.
    Now Lenin’s dead.
    I wish that, ere he fell extinct,
    He’d left the rest unsaid.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 17:09
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    Brian May, Brian May,
    Everything he plays,
    He plays in A.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 17:26
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    I've got a feeling todays not going to be a good one

    oh, and why are houses so damned expensive where I work.

    £100K for a 1 bed flat...now how assuming the morgage lender gives you 4 times your salary (which is a risk)...you'd still need to be earning £25K to get it. And it'd take a huge chunk out of your monthly wage....so how are all the younger folkes on £15K or less supposed to get a foot on the ladder?

    Soz folks... I can feel a grumpy day coming on whinging about money - give me 20 mins & I'll have made a move to do something about it.

    In the mean time, anyone want a new website...I'll do you one for cheap...anyone want their sports car test driving to keep the cobwebs out...I'll do it....ANYTHING....
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 17:48
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    Hmmmm , interesting ,apparently there are more female than male millionaires in the UK now.
    However the great majority did not earn the money themselves, dead or divorced rich husbands being the largest source of female wealth.
    I suppose that could be classed as earning it themselves.
    The ladies, bless em, can't live with em, can't outlive em..

    Oeerr, just as well singaporegirl is on her hols, Draper.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 17:54
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    I suspect she is one of said millionaires....

    That lady has more holidays than the Prince Harry!
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 18:09
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    My uncle outlived TWO wives - sequentially, sequentially.

    My father outlived one wife. Second one outlived him. Sequential wives, of course.
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 18:27
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    ah! but they never said - "awibble"!
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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 19:24
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    I have never ( contrary to the rumours) stood upon one leg and uttered "Wibble" at passersby.

    SG affords hols in one of two ways, hypothetically. Daddy owns a travel company or gave her shares in a travel company on 10th birthday.
    Either that or has taken up casual employment in Herr Drape's old "firm", which conveniently explains her regular sojourns under the guise of hols while preforming wet work for the highest bidder.
    Like buxom parvenues who marry into the top 500.


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    Old 9th Sep 2003, 21:25
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    Frankly, Risky, I think you're pushing it: wibble/awibble. That's just a quibble.

    signed,

    Wellwisher.
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