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Old 11th Nov 2002, 14:52
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Unfunny jokes

Here's a thought...

Do you have a joke which you absolutely hate reading or hearing, because it's simply too cringingly embarrassing and just not funny?

I'm not talking about "bad" jokes that make you groan, but jokes which make you wonder how anyone could find them funny, let alone insist on pasting up as humorous on Jet Blast...

My personal teeth-gritter -- the pathetic "Jesus is watching you" joke about the parrot and the Rottweiler, which is clumsy and annoying and just doesn't work. Stop telling it! It's [email protected]!!
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Old 11th Nov 2002, 14:54
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KC,

That sounds like any of my jokes
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bob goes into a bar ....
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......it was an Iron one !
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Old 12th Nov 2002, 22:06
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Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

and

Whats brown, sticky and runs aeound a field?
A fence
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Old 14th Nov 2002, 21:19
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I'm sorry but I found both those jokes funny.
Please find another thread.
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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What did the dog say when it sat on sand paper? Ruff Ruff........
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Old 15th Nov 2002, 20:27
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Here is a better one...enjoy

On board the Titanic as the ship hits the iceberg three priests, all from a different persuasion find themselfes in the same room. One is a Rabbi, one's Catholic priest and one's a Protestant.
In midst of panic, the Protestant yells out: “Women and children first!”
Whereupon the Rabbi yells: “Fukc the children!”
The Catholic priest stops and responds: Really, we have time for that?”
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Old 15th Nov 2002, 21:16
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Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A. A stick.

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What do you call a fly without wings

: A walk
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Old 16th Nov 2002, 06:19
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Two fleas about to cross the road. One says to the other, "Shall we walk, or go by dog ?"


Bet you wish you had'nt started this now !
 
Old 16th Nov 2002, 08:19
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I've not seen the original chicken joke yet so here it it...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.
 
Old 16th Nov 2002, 15:13
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Grim Reaper.......
You ever seen a dead baby????????
I have and it wasnt funny
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Old 16th Nov 2002, 15:17
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Eddie Murphy's snail joke from 'Trading places'

A snail comes into some money, so decides to buy a flash car. He goes to the dealer and gets the biggest flashest car he can, but asks to have a custom paint scheme.

"I want a big S on the roof, another on the bonnet (well, as it was an American film, the hood), and one on each of the doors." he said.

"Certainly sir, but may I ask why?", says the dealer.

"Of course." replies the snail "Whenever I'm driving around, everybody is going to say 'Look at that S car go'. ".

Not particularly funny, but made up for by Jamie Lee Curtis' tits.
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Old 16th Nov 2002, 15:23
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Sorry - not a joke.
Toyota make a small van for asian markets.
Shaped like a 2CV and called the S cargo.
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Old 17th Nov 2002, 20:52
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Jaon,

Sorry, it is a joke; Trading Places was made in 1983 - six years before the NISSAN S-Cargo was released.

Also, the S-Cargo name was Nissan's humourous attempt at the look and purpose (and speed?) of the car. It would appear to have been sold in other places as well; go here
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Old 17th Nov 2002, 23:51
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why did the rooster cross the road??





it's dikc was stuck in the chicken.
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Old 18th Nov 2002, 14:05
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Thanks for the link. Sorry I can't tell the difference between Toyota and Nissan (is this an important skill?)
great pictures of japanese 20th century best vehicles
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