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Old 9th Jan 2022, 17:45
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PT Barnum Would Be So Proud of the Fart Tycoon

https://twitter.com/i/events/1479844055500660736?s=20

A pretty, 31 year old reality TV star began selling her farts, in mason jars, as a joke. The business took off, and she was apparently able to sell the second round for 1000 dollars, US, per item.
This is both insane, and hilarious.
P.T. Barnum would likely be proud of her.
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 17:49
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Originally Posted by Lonewolf_50 View Post
https://twitter.com/i/events/1479844055500660736?s=20

A pretty, 31 year old reality TV star began selling her farts, in mason jars, as a joke. The business took off, and she was apparently able to sell the second round for 1000 dollars, US, per item.
This is both insane, and hilarious.
P.T. Barnum would likely be proud of her.
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 22:00
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 22:15
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Unfortunately she backfired.

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Old 9th Jan 2022, 22:31
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 23:17
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Poor girl should have hired some fart time employees to help fill the jars. After all, who would have noticed the difference?
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 23:21
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A couple of drops of 3-methylindole in each jar, no one would know the difference.
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Old 9th Jan 2022, 23:54
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Why did I read the title of this thread as "Fart Typhoon"?
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 03:00
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Ummm...do farts have lumps...?
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 04:00
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Yes, but how do we know they're really hers?
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Old 10th Jan 2022, 04:04
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How do we know that there's any methane in the jars at all ?
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