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2018 Darwin Awards

Old 8th Feb 2018, 09:51
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Do all smokers qualify for the Darwin Award?
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Old 8th Feb 2018, 09:53
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Do all smokers qualify for the Darwin Award?
No. Many have procreated.
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Old 8th Feb 2018, 12:53
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Troppo, as debated earlier, prior procreation does not excluder the candidate from later remedial action.
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Old 8th Feb 2018, 23:20
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May I remind the drinkers of alcoholic beverages that this old teetotal smoker is 78 and very fit.
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Old 8th Feb 2018, 23:58
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Until recently I thought my 28 year age difference was marginally socially unacceptable but then I met an 81 year old that has a new born baby with a 26 year old Apart from thinking it's a bit selfish that he obviously won't be around to see the child grow up I don't know whether I should frown upon him or her more, but the plumbing still appears to work.
My troppo an 18-year old wife! Yikes, how old was she at the wedding?

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Old 9th Feb 2018, 06:45
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Here's another selfie one

Bangkok woman killed taking selfie on train tracks - BBC News
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Old 9th Feb 2018, 06:49
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From scr1's link above
The rise of the selfie deaths and how to stop them
One has to ask, "Why?"
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Old 9th Feb 2018, 12:36
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Sliced cheese, rain coat and diving suit.
Procreation zero.
https://www.thelocal.de/20180208/100...-sex-practices
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Old 10th Feb 2018, 16:52
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From 2:00

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Old 10th Feb 2018, 21:42
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^Jeeeeze you could see that coming a mile away.
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Old 11th Feb 2018, 16:30
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A failed attempt to join the ranks, must try harder...

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Old 12th Feb 2018, 23:53
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South African lions eat 'poacher', leaving just his head - BBC News
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Old 13th Feb 2018, 01:18
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assuming they ate his testicles, I guess this qualifies as a "Darwin" ?
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Old 15th Feb 2018, 23:11
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Took me a moment to realise they were both on the same side. Owwweeee!

A botched burglary in China... with unexpected results. - BBC News
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Old 15th Feb 2018, 23:33
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Took me a moment to realise they were both on the same side. Owwweeee!
I generally steer clear of “Worlds Worst” type video. But I like that one.
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Old 17th Feb 2018, 12:58
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Traditional entertainment for Shrovetide - climbing on a pole smeared with oil
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Old 17th Feb 2018, 15:46
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Traditional entertainment for Shrovetide - climbing on a pole smeared with oil
hmmm a few soft pads under the pole to prevent contusions, no back brace used to transport to a vehicle. What could go wrong?
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Old 17th Feb 2018, 17:05
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Originally Posted by Kulverstukas View Post


Traditional entertainment for Shrovetide - climbing on a pole smeared with oil
Torn between saying 'He won't do that again will he' (because he might!)

and this

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Old 17th Feb 2018, 17:24
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Originally Posted by Loose rivets View Post
Took me a moment to realise they were both on the same side. Owwweeee!

A botched burglary in China... with unexpected results. - BBC News
Oh, they almost win a second place after this pair:

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Old 19th Feb 2018, 18:29
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From a local rag, super human powers and endurance, just what everyone wants, but read the down side.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/t...cited-14310855
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