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Old 5th Jul 2017, 15:37
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Body of dead Indian guru to be kept in freezer

followers insist he is only meditating deeply
Ashutosh Maharaj: Followers win fight to keep guru in freezer - BBC News
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 16:22
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400million people in India have zero access to electricity but this guy gets a freezer.
And apparently the Indian medical system cannot determine if someone is dead or alive.
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 20:43
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I'm going to give an opinion that's outside my area of expertise. Rather recklessly I'm going to suggest that Ashutosh Maharaj is an ex-guru. Call me boring and reactionary, but I reckon that if he wasn't dead before he went in, he'll be dead now. The most surprising bit is that some believe otherwise.

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Old 5th Jul 2017, 20:46
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Is he stiff?
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 20:49
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That was the Viagra he took before he popped his clogs.

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Old 5th Jul 2017, 22:06
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...he is only meditating deeply...
Why does Monty Python spring to mind?
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 22:25
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Let's not rush into a decision just yet.....................
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 22:44
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Guru, the word used by people who can't spell charlatan.
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Old 5th Jul 2017, 22:51
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Is he stiff?
No, but he's real cool Man...

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Old 5th Jul 2017, 23:40
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Why does Monty Python spring to mind?
because his face is blue?
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 01:53
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Indian cryonics.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 04:55
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Coming soon to a theatre near you: "Guru Apocalypse"
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New item in the Asian food section at Iceland/Picard...

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Old 6th Jul 2017, 09:11
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Gurus!? They give sound advice!





1% advice 99% sound.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 10:10
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Freezer jolly good fellow?
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 11:16
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You guys don't understand yogic science.
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 11:21
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Chicken Tikka Maharaja
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 23:28
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Chicken Tikka Maharaja
lol but isn't Tikka red instead of blue?
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Old 6th Jul 2017, 23:47
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Those chilled TV dinners always taste better when they're approaching their BBE date. Bonus is they're reduced. I love a good curry.

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Old 7th Jul 2017, 05:04
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But his followers insist he is only meditating deeply, and will one day return to life.
Many years ago when I was living in Scottsdale, Arizona, one of these "cat ladies" tried that with a couple dozen cats. She bought a Sears chest-style deep freeze.

When she died, the cats didn't come back to life. They simply stank up the neighborhood.

I suspect the same will eventually happen here.

Chicken Tikka Maharaja
I thought Masala at first, but, darn, there's a real restaurant...

https://maharajarestaurant.co.nz/sta...chicken-tikka/

I guess they give group rates. Let's go try it, 'kay?
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