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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 09:27
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And one that my friends would all mock
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 10:07
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That the boils on her face
Were quite the worst case..
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 03:03
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And her belt was explosive, tick tock.


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Old 24th Nov 2015, 06:39
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Coyly, she showed me her garter
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 06:58
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Coyly, she showed me her garter,
quite a thing for a nun from the Mater
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 08:46
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Coyly, she showed me her garter,
quite a thing for a nun from the Mater
The explosive belt
Was rather shocking, I felt
Quite simply, I had to disarm her.

I laid on my signature charm
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 10:14
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In the hope that it might keep her calm
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 11:14
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I laid on my signature charm
In the hope that it might keep her calm
But the clock kept on ticking;
I thought "Oh, ficking"
"Hell, I've bought the farm."
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Just as the countdown hit zero
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 11:36
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Just as the countdown hit zero
I dived and she shouted "You hero"
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 02:37
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Just as the countdown hit zero
I dived and she shouted "You hero".
All I remember
Twas like the 5th of November,
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 08:17
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Just as the countdown hit zero
I dived and she shouted "You hero".
All I remember
Twas like the 5th of November,
With limbs splayed out on her torso.
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Her sister had a body to behold
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 08:30
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So I said "If I might be so bold"
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 09:13
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For a princely sum
May I give you one''
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 09:50
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or two, if you throw in some gold.


She said I would be her Prince Charming
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 10:56
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She said I would be her Prince Charming,
A prospect I found quite alarming.
I'd prefer to be a commoner
And have a quick jump on 'er
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 10:57
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She said I would be her Prince Charming
Which I thought quite alarming
Which was a bit ripe
'Cos I'm not that type
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 12:40
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She said I would be her Prince Charming,
A prospect I found quite alarming.
I'd prefer to be a commoner
And have a quick jump on 'er
And shout out and say "I`m Cumming"
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 12:42
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She said I would be her Prince Charming
Which I thought quite alarming
Which was a bit ripe
'Cos I'm not that type
I only quite need a recharging
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Old 25th Nov 2015, 23:39
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So, one did as, frankly, one should
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Old 26th Nov 2015, 00:08
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So, one did as, frankly, one should,
Only though for the greater good,
I gave her a little peck,
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