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Old 5th Jul 2022, 01:20
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Music has charms that can soothe
But only if it is smooth.
Led Zepp doesn't pass
And give Rap the @rse
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Old 5th Jul 2022, 01:33
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Music has charms that can soothe
But only if it is smooth.
Led Zepp doesn't pass
And give Rap the rse
But Funk can have a great groove

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Old 5th Jul 2022, 07:55
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The calm of many concerti
Inspired Lorenzo Ghiberti
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Old 5th Jul 2022, 11:34
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The calm of many concerti
Inspired Lorenzo Ghiberti
Who died 1455.
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Old 5th Jul 2022, 12:15
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The calm of many concerti
Inspired Lorenzo Ghiberti
Who died 1455.
He'd still alive
If he hadn't suffered La Muerte.
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Now he's no longer composing
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Old 5th Jul 2022, 12:27
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Now he's no longer composing,
His love life is dead, I’m supposing,
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Old 5th Jul 2022, 15:46
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Now he's no longer composing,
His love life is dead, Iím supposing,
Instead he was sculpting
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Old 5th Jul 2022, 15:47
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Now he's no longer composing,
His love life is dead, I’m supposing,
Instead he was sculpting
Busts quite uplifting,
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Old 5th Jul 2022, 15:52
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Now he's no longer composing,
His love life is dead, I’m supposing,
Instead he was sculpting
Busts quite uplifting,
While his remains were fast decomposing.
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Hats off to Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms,

- Ed
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 10:28
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"Hats off to Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms,"
Said the cellist while waving her arms
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 11:00
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"Hats off to Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms,"
Said the cellist while waving her arms

She took his bow
And stroked it slow
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 13:01
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"Hats off to Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms,"
Said the cellist while waving her arms

She took his bow
And stroked it slow
Until he succumbed to her charms.
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Next, she approached the first trumpet
Who fancied a nice bit of crumpet
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 19:18
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Next, she approached the first trumpet
Who fancied a nice bit of crumpet,
But the trombonist's slide
Made her eyes open wide
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 20:49
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Next, she approached the first trumpet
Who fancied a nice bit of crumpet,
But the trombonist's slide
Made her eyes open wide
As he intoned “Like it or lump it.”
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 22:28
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She offered to give it a blow,
So he asked her to play, allegro
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Old 7th Jul 2022, 03:17
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She offered to give it a blow,
So he asked her to play, allegro.
"That little valve bit
just lets out the spit,
So there is no need to swallow."
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Old 7th Jul 2022, 07:54
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The bloke up the back on percussion
Wanted to join the discussion
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Old 7th Jul 2022, 10:59
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The bloke up the back on percussion
Wanted to join the discussion
He beat his big drum
And was overcome
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Old 7th Jul 2022, 14:40
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The bloke up the back on percussion
Wanted to join the discussion
He beat his big drum
And was overcome
By the sound of the toilet a-flushin'.
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Up next came the piccolo player

- Ed
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Old 7th Jul 2022, 15:10
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Up next came the piccolo player
A well known naysayer.
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