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Old 24th Oct 2021, 15:40
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But a wonderful way of tuition.
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 15:51
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It's a fine old British tradition
To adopt the missionary position.
A strange way of preaching
Or even beseeching
Horizontal when seeking contrition.
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Angels fall prostrate, men's swell prostate
Trans-urethral resection's apostate:

- Ed
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 11:50
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With apologies to cavuman1

When all of the angels prostrate
But none of them have a prostate
No T-U resection
Nor an erection
Can force them to be apostate
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 12:03
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When all of the angels prostrate
But none of them have a prostate
No T-U resection
Nor an erection
Can force them to be apostate
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 14:09
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 22:38
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
Their heavenly diet
Works well; you should try it
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:18
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
Their heavenly diet
Works well; you should try it
But it means you have to avoid sin.

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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:19
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Halloween is the strangest event
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:30
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Halloween is the strangest event,
It's much more exciting than Lent.

Kids out trick or treating
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:44
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And sugar over-eating
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 14:50
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Halloween is the strangest event,
It's much more exciting than Lent.

Kids out trick or treating,
Sugar over-eating
And being a thorough torment
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 07:24
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Start again

She powered the boat deck winch.
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 07:38
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She powered the boat deck winch.
And could haul up a sail, at a pinch,
But her ultimate skill
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 11:38
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was to hoover up krill
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 12:00
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While sailing at speed through the Minch.
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 21:54
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New start

"Ooh it must just be his age".
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 22:05
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"Ooh, it must just be his age".
She said when he failed to engage.
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Old 27th Oct 2021, 23:45
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"Ooh, it must just be his age".
She said when he failed to engage.

He wasn't a wimp,
He'd just gone a bit limp.
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 01:26
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"Ooh, it must just be his age".
She said when he failed to engage.

He wasn't a wimp,
He'd just gone a bit limp,
Remembíring that old adage.
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Old 28th Oct 2021, 03:03
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"Many a good tune's been played"
"On an old fiddle.", 'tis sayed
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