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Limericks Mk 2

Old 23rd Oct 2021, 22:06
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Half-human half-horse is the centaur,
And he tries to learn from his mentaur.
He's fast on the hoof
And sharp in the toof
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 22:40
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Half-human half-horse is the centaur,
And he tries to learn from his mentaur.
He's fast on the hoof
And sharp in the toof
Which made him deadly in war
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His street cred was a bit hit and myth
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Old 23rd Oct 2021, 23:13
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His street cred was a bit hit and myth,
And people always took the pith.
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 00:07
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His street cred was a bit hit and myth,
And people always took the pith.
A legend, of courth,
He was hung like a horth
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 02:13
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And donít meth about with hith thith!
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 11:44
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I think we should all start again
With verses that are less arcane
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 11:48
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I think we should all start again
Writing verses not so arcane.
A simple limerick
Should do the trick,
In English, simple and plain.
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It's a fine old British tradition
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 12:21
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To adopt the missionary position,
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 12:32
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It's a fine old British tradition
To adopt the missionary position.
A strange way of preaching
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 15:37
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Or even beseeching
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 15:40
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But a wonderful way of tuition.
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Old 24th Oct 2021, 15:51
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It's a fine old British tradition
To adopt the missionary position.
A strange way of preaching
Or even beseeching
Horizontal when seeking contrition.
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Angels fall prostrate, men's swell prostate
Trans-urethral resection's apostate:

- Ed
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 11:50
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With apologies to cavuman1

When all of the angels prostrate
But none of them have a prostate
No T-U resection
Nor an erection
Can force them to be apostate
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 12:03
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When all of the angels prostrate
But none of them have a prostate
No T-U resection
Nor an erection
Can force them to be apostate
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 14:09
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
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Old 25th Oct 2021, 22:38
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
Their heavenly diet
Works well; you should try it
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:18
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
Their heavenly diet
Works well; you should try it
But it means you have to avoid sin.

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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:19
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Halloween is the strangest event
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:30
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Halloween is the strangest event,
It's much more exciting than Lent.

Kids out trick or treating
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Old 26th Oct 2021, 09:44
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And sugar over-eating
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