Limericks Mk 2

[Sallyann1234]

Half-human half-horse is the centaur,
And he tries to learn from his mentaur.
He's fast on the hoof
And sharp in the toof

[artee]

Half-human half-horse is the centaur,
And he tries to learn from his mentaur.
He's fast on the hoof
And sharp in the toof
Which made him deadly in war
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His street cred was a bit hit and myth

[Hydromet]

His street cred was a bit hit and myth,
And people always took the pith.

[Ascend Charlie]

His street cred was a bit hit and myth,
And people always took the pith.
A legend, of courth,
He was hung like a horth

[jolihokistix]

And don’t meth about with hith thith!

[Bergerie1]

I think we should all start again
With verses that are less arcane

[Hydromet]

I think we should all start again
Writing verses not so arcane.
A simple limerick
Should do the trick,
In English, simple and plain.
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It's a fine old British tradition

[jolihokistix]

To adopt the missionary position,

[artee]

It's a fine old British tradition
To adopt the missionary position.
A strange way of preaching

[Bergerie1]

Or even beseeching

[jolihokistix]

But a wonderful way of tuition.

[cavuman1]

It's a fine old British tradition
To adopt the missionary position.
A strange way of preaching
Or even beseeching
Horizontal when seeking contrition.
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Angels fall prostrate, men's swell prostate
Trans-urethral resection's apostate:

- Ed

[Bergerie1]

With apologies to cavuman1

When all of the angels prostrate
But none of them have a prostate
No T-U resection
Nor an erection
Can force them to be apostate

[artee]

When all of the angels prostrate
But none of them have a prostate
No T-U resection
Nor an erection
Can force them to be apostate
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But they can dance on the head of a pin.

[LordGrumpy]

But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.

[Hydromet]

But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
Their heavenly diet
Works well; you should try it

[Sallyann1234]

But they can dance on the head of a pin.
Must be awfully thin.
Their heavenly diet
Works well; you should try it
But it means you have to avoid sin.

[Sallyann1234]

Halloween is the strangest event

[Hydromet]

Halloween is the strangest event,
It's much more exciting than Lent.
Kids out trick or treating

[Sallyann1234]

And sugar over-eating