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Old 18th Oct 2021, 08:11
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And then there's the thronomister
Which still lacks a proper descriptor,
Its actuator
And entabulator

Work like an insect's calypter
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 09:17
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Now that we've cleared that one up,
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 10:20
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Now that we've cleared that one up
And I have some tea in my cup
Let's all have a rest
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 12:58
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Now that we've cleared that one up
And I have some tea in my cup
Let's all have a rest
After such a brain test,
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 13:58
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Now that we've cleared that one up
And I have some tea in my cup
Let's all have a rest
After such a brain test,
Just one more sup.

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A battery charger called Sparks

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Old 18th Oct 2021, 21:37
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Had bought a new jacket in Marks
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 22:25
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A battery charger called Sparks
Had bought a new jacket in Marks
Also some trews
And a nice pair of shoes
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Old 18th Oct 2021, 23:11
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A battery charger called Sparks
Had bought a new jacket in Marks
Also some trews
And a nice pair of shoes
Before looking for quarks.

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Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 00:36
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Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
They were strung very tightly you know.

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Old 19th Oct 2021, 01:15
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Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
They were strung very tightly you know.
Prone to go "twang"
When telemarketers rang
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 02:15
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Mr Arrow married Miss Bow.
They were strung very tightly you know.
Prone to go "twang"
When telemarketers rang
But she quivered when Bow had a go.
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The bull's eye wasn't his target
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 07:57
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The bull's eye wasn't his target,
His target was living in Margate,
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 09:24
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The bull's eye wasn't his target,
His target was living in Margate,
He forgot somehow
That the bull was a cow
And its milk got turned into yarget.
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 10:02
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The cow of course is an ungulate
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 10:52
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The cow of course is an ungulate
Whose hooves are round and not angulate
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 12:20
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The milk from its udder
Can be churned into budder
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 15:10
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By making her milk coagulate
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 16:16
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A cow with buck teeth bellows "MOOF"!

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Old 19th Oct 2021, 17:34
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Making her sound somewhat aloof
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Old 19th Oct 2021, 18:16
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But if she could moo to a toon
And fly over the Moon
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