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Old 24th Jan 2021, 21:39
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She accepted my offer of a drink
And when I gave her a wink
She said "Hello, sailor,"
"I'm a gaoler".
"It's not what you think".
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I enquired, ' are you wearing disguise?'
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Old 24th Jan 2021, 23:26
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I enquired, "Are you wearing disguise?
Both Mata and Hari, those eyes...
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 00:32
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I enquired, "Are you wearing disguise?
Both Mata and Hari, those eyes...
She said "No, I'm in mufti"
And if you'd had a shufti
You wouldn't had had a surprise.
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She seemed to have some extra tackle
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 06:50
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She seemed to have extra tackle
In the shape of galvanised shackle
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 11:37
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Her bulges were three,
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 12:56
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She seemed to have extra tackle
In the shape of galvanised shackle
Her bulges were three,
'twas plain to see
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 13:23
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She seemed to have extra tackle
In the shape of a galvanised shackle
Her bulges were three,
And 'twas plain to see
The screw had been removed by a jackal
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 13:28
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Her shackles were moused with tarred twine
As is fit for a ship of the line
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 20:54
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Her shackles were moused with tarred twine
As is fit for a ship of the line.
Her running rigging
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 21:48
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Her shackles were moused with tarred twine
As is fit for a ship of the line.
Her running rigging
Had all the mates jigging

- Ed
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 23:32
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Her shackles were moused with tarred twine
As is fit for a ship of the line.
Her running rigging
Had all the mates jigging

- Ed
And she sure had a mighty fine chine


A young maid who hailed from Chicago...
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Old 25th Jan 2021, 23:48
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A young maid who hailed from chicago
Withdrew a large sum from Wells Fargo
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 00:29
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A young maid who hailed from Chicago
Withdrew a large sum from Wells Fargo.
She bought a toy-boy
Who brought her great joy
But sent her home with some cargo.
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 04:03
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Whilst enjoying her home peregrinations
​​​​​​ ‘Though in truth, they were but gymnastic gyrations
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 04:07
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Whilst enjoying her home peregrinations
​​​​​​ ‘Though in truth, they were but gymnastic gyrations,
Out popped a bun,
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 07:00
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Whilst enjoying her home peregrinations
​​​​​​ ‘Though in truth, they were but gymnastic gyrations,
Out popped a bun,
The result of her fun
And her yielding to wicked temptations.
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 07:43
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The wages of sin are profound
'Specially when you monkey around
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 08:14
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The wages of sin are profound
'Specially when you monkey around
So if you go ape
Tho' just for a jape
Expect recriminations inbound
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 08:32
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So lock up your daughters my friends!
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Old 26th Jan 2021, 08:45
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So lock up your daughters my friends!
And ban their dirty weekends
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