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Old 18th Sep 2020, 04:28
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I once tried her banana milk shake,
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 09:19
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She got nice and frothy
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 09:58
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On the way to the bothy,
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 11:25
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Her sister lived in Wilsford cum Lake
I once tried her banana milk shake,
She got nice and frothy
On the way to the bothy,
But her sex urges I couldn't slake
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 12:06
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She said "Are you drilling for oil..."
"'Cause you haven't brought me to the boil."
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 13:19
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She said "Are you drilling for oil..."
"'Cause you haven't brought me to the boil."
She preferred oral sex
Before popping a Bex
Which saved one considerable toil.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 16:17
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There was a composer called Mozart
Whose piano piece had a slow start
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 18:38
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It started as lento
then picked up its tempo
And so it was considered great art

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Old 18th Sep 2020, 18:40
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There was a young lady at sea,
Who complained that it hurt her to pee.
Said the brawny old mate:
"That accounts for the fate
Of the cook, and the captain and me."

From the book, "Some Limericks" printed in 1929,
which my parents kept tucked away from prying eyes in my youth.
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Old 18th Sep 2020, 20:36
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"Some Limericks" writ back in '29
Had a bawdiness that suits us fine
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 02:43
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"Some Limericks" writ back in '29
Had a bawdiness that suits us fine
With just mild profanity
And a little insanity
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 02:55
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"Some Limericks" writ back in '29
Had a bawdiness that suits us just fine,
With just mild profanity
And a little insanity,

A century's but fog on the Tyne.

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Old 19th Sep 2020, 07:37
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On Venus they've discovered Phosphine
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 07:52
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On Venus they've discovered Phosphine.
It's in a penguin's intestine.
Is there life on Venus?
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 08:15
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On Venus they've discovered Phosphine.
It's in a penguin's intestine.
Is there life on Venus?
Do you think they've seen us?
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 08:24
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On Venus they've discovered Phosphine.
It's in a penguin's intestine.
Is there life on Venus?

Do you think they've seen us?
And do they have a good party scene?
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 08:44
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For those who measure velocity
Of penguin poo and viscosity
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 09:19
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For those who measure velocity
Of penguin poo and viscosity
It's called coprophilia
Nothing could be sillia
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 10:22
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For those who measure velocity
Of penguin poo and viscosity
It's called coprophilia
Nothing could be sillia.
Who could perpetrate this monstrosity.
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Perhaps there'll be little green men
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 10:34
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In Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ten
They won't be Glaswegians
But born-again vegans
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