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Old 15th Aug 2015, 14:05
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She'd advertise outside Purley Tesco
"It's not much to pay
For a roll in the hay"
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 14:12
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And every little helps, yer know
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 14:29
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And with points on my loyalty card
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 15:53
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You might get a nod from UNESCO.
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 18:51
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And with points on my loyalty card
It won't exactly be hard
To have my way
Anytime, night or day
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 19:10
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And with points on my loyalty card
It won't exactly be hard
To have my way
Anytime, night or day
Just leave me a tenner before you depart
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 19:13
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She spent her time looking for Mr Right
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 19:40
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She was searching for Mr Right,
When she saw, to her old delight,
A trumpeting prune,
who could blow quite a tune,
and knock the blues out of sight!

(good to be back folks )

as the plane pointed to ground....
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Old 15th Aug 2015, 19:57
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as the plane pointed to ground....
I had a good look around
For a nice flat strip
To end this trip
As from the engine there wasn't a sound
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 00:03
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I could count the blades of grass
As I made my final pass
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 10:14
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I could count the blades of grass
As I made my final pass
I came in quite steep
Scattered some sheep
And was in need of a couple of jars...

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...of some very, very strong ale
As I did look extremely pale
So said a wench
Sat on a bench
Offering her wares for sale
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 10:17
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A lady who was about thirty
Harboured thoughts rather dirty
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 10:22
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We get along fine
As they line up with mine
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 11:04
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A lady who was about thirty
Harboured thoughts rather dirty
We get along fine
As they line up with mine
And she bucks like Gallopin' Gertie.
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Whenever she feels a good breeze
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 11:21
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Her thoughts turn to pies and green peas,
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 13:55
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She's quite the gourmet
Wouldn't you say
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 15:07
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Whenever she feels a good breeze
Her thoughts turn to pies and green peas,
She's quite the gourmet
Wouldn't you say
“Patisserie is the bee’s knees.”
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 18:54
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The vicar had rather a shock
When he tried on his wife's pretty frock
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 19:25
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His saintly young verger
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Old 16th Aug 2015, 22:40
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The vicar had rather a shock
When he tried on his wife's pretty frock
His saintly young verger
Suggested a merger
Between the vicar and some of his flock.
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He was the father of his congregation
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