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Old 18th Jul 2015, 19:23
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Now that we're all back on track
Let's have a jolly good crack
Sailors and vicars
Girls with no knickers
As always of taste there's a lack


Now that we're all back on track
Let's have a jolly good crack
At mirth and wit
At least for a bit
And tasteless, for we have the knack

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A young lady born down in Gloucester
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 19:39
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Had not realised how much It'd cost her,
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 20:12
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To buy from Hobo
Some of his mojo
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 22:38
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A young lady born down in Gloucester
Had not realised how much It'd cost her,
To buy from Hobo
Some of his mojo
And she'd have to go on his roster.
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A beautiful girl from Andover
Thought she was rolling in clover
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 23:35
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A beautiful girl from Andover
Thought she was rolling in clover
We've met her before
- in the last thread, I'm sure -
But we'll still look when she bends over.

This girl loved to roll in the hay
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 00:17
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This girl loved to roll in the hay
And even more, so they say.
There's quite a yarn
Of her deeds in the barn
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 05:38
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This girl loved to roll in the hay
And even more, so they say.
There's quite a yarn
Of her deeds in the barn
With the lads queuing up for a lay
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That's the sort of girl that we like
A good old-fashioned 'village bike'
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 06:11
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That's the sort of girl that we like
A good old-fashioned 'village bike'
With a bit of good luck
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 06:18
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That's the sort of girl that we like
A good old-fashioned 'village bike'
With a bit of good luck
Yours truly, Friar Tuck
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 06:27
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That's the sort of girl that we like
A good old-fashioned 'village bike'
With a bit of good luck
Yours truly, Friar Tuck
Rocked up on a Harley trike.
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An ugly old spinster from Bicester
Had a very comely young sister.

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Old 19th Jul 2015, 07:09
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An ugly old spinster from Bicester
Had a very comely young sister.
So, come sister, come
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 08:03
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And show us yer bum!
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 08:23
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An ugly old spinster from Bicester
Had a very comely young sister.
So, come sister, come
And show us yer bum!
Anyone for a game of twister?
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A scouser from Liverpool
Thought her boyfriend a bit of a fool
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 08:42
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A scouser from Liverpool
Thought her boyfriend a bit of a fool
She took from him money
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 08:55
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A scouser from Liverpool
Thought her boyfriend a bit of a fool
She took from him money
And still called him "Honey",
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 09:31
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A scouser from Liverpool
Thought her boyfriend a bit of a fool
She took from him money
And still called him "Honey",
Which he thought was rather cool
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A lady who hailed from Hitchin
From morning to night would be bitchin'
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 10:30
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A lady who hailed from Hitchin
From morning to night would be bitchin'
Till she had a quick poke
From a travelling bloke,
Now she's uncomfortably itchin'.
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She felt better after a good scratch
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 11:21
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She felt better after a good scratch
And taking tetracyclines by the batch
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 12:33
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"I think I'm rid of me...
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Old 19th Jul 2015, 13:03
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She felt better after a good scratch
And taking tetracyclines by the batch
"I think I'm rid of me...
Must remember to pee
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