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Don't move out until we make a deal or my boys will kill you,‏

Old 25th Aug 2014, 23:08
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Cape, you're a wicked, wicked man.
I'll ask my priest to pray for you.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 06:50
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I have to report that the deadline for me being killed has passed, and I'm still alive and kicking.

I also regret to report that I have had no further communications from my nice pal in Lagos. I am rather sad to think that, although he's given us a good laugh, he's backed off before I can administer the 'coup de grace'. He may come back and say he's decided to 'spear' my life because he was too busy with another 'job' (no doubt one involving his right hand and his genitals) or he's waiting for the transfer of funds.

What I can confirm though is that I have had positive responses from two parties in Nigeria confirming that they are looking into the bank account of which he gave me details.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 22:02
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What I can confirm though is that I have had positive responses from two parties in Nigeria confirming that they are looking into the bank account of which he gave me details.
A delicious twist to this story would be that your two Nigerian friends are winding you up and posting your emails to another website for others to ridicule.
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 22:21
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Possibly based in Somalia, on the Professional Pirates Rumour Network?
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 22:26
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Possibly based in Somalia, on the Professional Pirates Rumour Network?
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Old 26th Aug 2014, 22:59
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Here's a nice shiny one for you.

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Old 27th Aug 2014, 07:50
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Time to provoke him to rage, ask him about his javelin throwing capabilities, recipes for fried chicken and sun tanning tips, I do it all the time with the Nigerian scammers, it really pisses them off.
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Old 27th Aug 2014, 08:09
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I have sent him a series of insulting emails, most of which I could not possibly reproduce here, but referring to cowardice, goats, his parents' sexual proclivities, baboons, idle threats, insects, rusty fish hooks, and so on, but sadly all it has produced is :


------------------ Original ------------------
From: xxxxxxxxxxxx;
Date: Aug 26, 2014
To: "Mark Henry"<[email protected]>;
Subject: RE: DON'T MOVE OUT UNTIL WE MAKE A DEAL OR MY BOYS WILL KILL YOU,

You're all piss and wind, aren't you?

Spineless pathetic lying bullshitter.

However, you have a nasty surprise or two heading your way. Don't think you will get away with this.

N M


To:xxxxxxxxx

you are very stupid.
Any ideas on goading him into further action are welcome. Of course I haven't told him I know he's a scammer.
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Old 27th Aug 2014, 09:27
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Cape, how about another threatening email in which the first letter of every line spells out "SCAMMER"?
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Old 27th Aug 2014, 09:33
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Invite him to feast upon your haemorrhoids.
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Old 27th Aug 2014, 12:13
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Now, what's that word again ??.......serendipity ?

And, it would appear, one of the respondents is more astute than the other gives credit for.....and succinct.... to boldly go you might say.
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