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How to spot a pilot?

Old 29th Jul 2014, 11:56
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How to spot a pilot?

Q: How do you spot a pilot at a party?

A: He'll tell you!

Any others?
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 11:59
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You can see his watch from the other side of the room but on close inspection, you have no idea what it's telling you.
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 12:01
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How to spot a pilot?

Q. How do you know when your date with a pilot is half finished?

A. "Well, that's enough about me, let's talk about airplanes."
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 12:04
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If he's just back from the laundry he should require no spotting.
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 12:05
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He/She most likely won't be wearing aviator glasses - those are reserved for posers ;-).
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 12:08
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He/she will wear the uniform at the supermarket.
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 12:25
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You don't, he's behind a locked door.
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 13:15
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You can tell a pilot, but you can't tell him much....
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 13:51
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spot these pilots
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 14:06
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Originally Posted by SpannerInTheWerks View Post
Q: How do you spot a pilot at a party?
A: He's the one serving the drinks
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 16:42
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OK Descol, that does it.

Expecting Mrs Vj home in half an hour, got to go and look out a cap and some epaulettes.
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 18:41
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Descol they aren't pilots, the pilots are just out of frame drooling over a 727!

Althought the captain may have a similar problem with discarding old underpants as OFSO.
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 18:50
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Tsk! She's gonna ruin those headset jack plugs.
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Old 29th Jul 2014, 19:24
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Car bumper-sticker : "Pilots Simulate It!"
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Old 31st Jul 2014, 00:26
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Q: How do you know when you are having sex with a pilot?
A: He calls out his/her own name!
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Old 31st Jul 2014, 05:43
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Damp trousers and a permanent nervous tic caused by having to jump the gap from the pilot boat to the ship in order to climb the rope ladder to get on board (and the reverse).
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Old 31st Jul 2014, 06:16
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Difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot...

How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, he simply holds the lightbulb still and the world revolves around him...

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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 05:49
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Q. what's the difference between a pilot and God?

A. God doesn't think he's a pilot
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 06:07
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Commen people sing: "I believe I can fly".
A pilot knows he can..!
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 12:26
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However, commen people can spel...

(Sorry couldn't risist)

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