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Old 8th Oct 2013, 13:30
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Test 1 is how you go following a recipe from the Great Kuwaiti Bake Off.Test 2 is they put you up in a Best Western for the night & see if the room is cleaner than when you went in.
Test 3 they ask if you know any 707 pilots or enjoyed Days of Thunder.
Test 4 they see if you know the words to Jake the Peg.
Test 5 they ask if you are Cabin Crew.

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 13:52
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Watch it, Buster!

Over on that other aviation forum, I made fun of Mr. J. Travolta, mostly for pretending to be a 707 Captain, with his then-PPL, no command privileges, no IFR, and all.

Shirt-lifting and Scientology might have come in for a very brief mention, but all was buried in a steaming flood of indignation that was imputed to sheer jealousy on my part, me not being able to come up to the mark of such an aviator and all-around nice bloke as J. Travolta. Pointing out in my defense that I, in sheer professional terms, would not let such a poser even carry my flight bag, went ignored.

Then there was a shot of the Cruiser sat grinning, looking not unlike a possum eating bumblebees, in the back seat of a P-51 Mustang. Nothing much came of him trying to play the role of Maverick in real life, or so it seems; he must make do with all those old posters from Top Gun.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 14:11
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Those 78 states have always been declared
poofter-free zones. Foreign arse bandits take
their chances and if caught then its tough tits.
They're usually deported asap unless they've
bum-chummed a local.

Why the sudden great hoo-ha about them
tightening up the tests?
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 14:18
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Just look at what Barry McKenzies N.P.A. immigration policy did for Australia.

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 15:10
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This enhanced anti-gay stance is of course completely unconnected to 78 countries holding a meeting at the UN to promote gay rights a fortnight before, oh no.

UN: Landmark Ministers? Meeting on LGBT Rights | Human Rights Watch

As soon as the West is energy-independent of the ME, say 2020, this + women's rights will cause of the break-up of the UN, with either the western nations leaving it or the muslim countries being kicked out.

The muslim religion within secular western countries will not last much longer. The same applies to the ultra-orthodox adherents of all abrahamic religions, but there are very few (proportionately) of the others. The issue of women bishops could see the Catholic church excluded also.

I have no axe to grind here; it's just a prediction.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:29
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They'd probably welcome this guy with open arms.

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:08
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Gulf states to introduce medical testing on travellers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering the country
Makes a change from all the aggressively pro-gay being shoved in yer face all over the US!
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:13
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If you want to know what's going on next door in Tel Aviv watch this episode of 'Our World' from the BBC (via iplayer so maybe you have to be in the UK?)

BBC News Channel - Our World, Tel Aviv Comes Out

Seems to be the place to be these days if you're gay.

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:59
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They'd probably welcome this guy with open arms.
Only if he gets rid of his bible t-shirt. It upsets
the ragheads more than poofters do.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:00
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A racist as well
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:01
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According to James Bond gays can't whistle.
"Right infidel lets hear Bridge on the River Kwai"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:27
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I have $100 they don't apply the test to a single goat...
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:28
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or donkey
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:36
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If you carry a step ladder that's a dead giveaway of your intentions in the dunes.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:40
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If you carry a step ladder that's a dead giveaway of your intentions in the dunes.
Why would you need a stepladder to pick up fags... errr... figs...
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 22:28
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Stepladder? Needed to reach the camel, obviously! err... apparently...
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 22:31
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Pingdit:

You sent out your ping... Apparently, you no longer detect the dit...
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 23:08
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There's no mention of camels being a problem. As long as they're female camels...
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 23:15
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An hour or two prior to arrival all guys should be forced to eat a hot curry and drink some lager or any other combination of food/drink that brings on flatulence.

Those unable to make a suitably loud noise with said excess gas are clearly the ones who bat for the other team
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Old 9th Oct 2013, 00:17
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Originally Posted by TWT View Post
If you carry a step ladder that's a dead giveaway of your intentions in the dunes.
well that's all the photo-taking plane spotters buggered then isn't it .. err hang on, that's not quite what I meant
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