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Old 1st Apr 2002, 23:23
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Talking Mile High Club stories

Does anyone have any interesting stories to tell about the Mile High club? How many PPRuNers are members of this infamous club?!! Do we have any other interesting stories to tell in relation to flying long haul?
Bring it on Ladies and Gentlemen. And don't be shy now!!!!
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Old 1st Apr 2002, 23:36
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An interesting topic, TR2. More appropriate for JetBlast, methinks
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Old 1st Apr 2002, 23:52
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In college we had the 688' club (field elevation of the local airport!)
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 00:24
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Well, I've got a ripper!

Many MANY years ago, when I was a young yodeler, a male friend and I, both at 17 (hello Nosey) went flying in a PA28 with my friend's female high school teacher.

The flight progressed, but due to mod, ocnl svr turb at around 10,000 ft (QNH), the teacher pax in the back seat became distressed. I suggested to my friend he should do the gentlemanly thing and sit in the second row with his teacher in order to reassure her.

And reassure her, he did, in no uncertain terms!!!
When I glanced over to see how everyone was, all I could see was my friend's teacher's naked behind decending upon his erect self in a most voracious manner!

Not only did my suggestion have the desired effect of taking the mind of a disturbed passenger, but, as I was to find out later, this was my friend's FIRST sexual encounter!

Remarkable! And I thank the Piper Corporation for the reflective characteristics of the sun visor fitted to early model PA28's!

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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 00:30
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Ohhhhhhhh ....... I'm not a member!!!!
















YET!!!
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 00:47
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Miss Breezy,

Might I suggest a meeting?

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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 00:54
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Errrrrrrrrmmmmm...... no thank you Moritz!!!!!
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 00:59
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 01:46
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Wotttttttttttttttttt???????
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 12:29
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Short answer is "yes".

Long answer is a blooody cramped toilet, an A300 enroute CPH-KGS and an ex girl friend who wanted to bonk anywhere, anytime. Highly recommended, but do mind your head (both of 'em) as there is limited ceiling clearence and several protruding objects that might interfere with the free movements, so to speak. Do try it, if nothing else then for the look on the hosties face when you emerge from the lav with that tell tale after glow .....
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 14:36
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The evening before a flight from somewhere in northern Europe to PMI the captain of the jet informed his copilot; "If Mont Blanc sticks up through the clouds when passing over the Alps, he and his girlfriend (who was coming along on the jump) were going to join the Mile High Club. The copilot listened to the captain`s Mont Blanc briefing and gave his superior a smile back which said; "Sure, you do that". The next day during the met briefing it became clear to everyone involved that it was more or less sky clear and unlimited visibility in southern Europe. And a couple of hours later they could see Mont Blanc from northern Europe. The captain announced (not on the PA system) that in a few minutes the Mile High Club would have two new members. The copilot, still a bit uncertain about how serious his captain was, asked the most natural question in the world at that time of the day; "And what am I supposed to do?" He knew that the captain`s girlfriend was a sporty one when it came to sex, but he never expected her reply; "You can sit here if you want to!" Interesting proposal, but no thank you. He offered the now-to-be-members to go back and entertain the pax for a couple of minutes. "Put the key to the cockpit door in your pocket", the captain said. He did not want any of the cabin staff to enter the cockpit when flying over Mont Blanc. At least not that day. Some minutes later the copilot found himself in the aft section of the cabin. It was time to return to the right seat before the pax and cabin staff started to wonder what he was doing. After all, his place was up front on the right hand side. He called the captain and got the green light to re-enter the cockpit. A beautiful red colour all over their faces and a in the cockpit not familiar odour told the copilot that the Mile High Club had two new members. Is this a true story, you may ask. Well, I was the copilot. What happened on the return flight has to be chapter two in my book.
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 17:45
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Does it count if you were on your own???
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 18:56
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 19:03
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Saratoga TC,

???????????, like in without a partner? Sorry, but I guess that kind of activity does not qualify for membership
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Old 2nd Apr 2002, 21:31
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Does a blow-job at 2500' in a C152 count?
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Old 3rd Apr 2002, 06:04
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Talking Mile High Club

Does having it off with one of your F/A,s in a Motel/ Hotel in Mt. Hagen & Goroka in Papua - New Guinea in the '70,s' qualify one for HONORORY membership of the Club. Check the A.M.S.L.
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Old 3rd Apr 2002, 06:53
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If the F/A was a local girl it would certainly qualify for a BRAVERY award.
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Old 3rd Apr 2002, 08:09
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Several encounters in light cessna's : firstly, a blowjob in a 182, but that didn't count so in a 172 (alone with my girl) she stripped off and sat on top of me facing forwards - not quite as we had rehearsed, but probably better Something to be proud of I thought; no autopilot and CTA.

I was later informed that I didn't qualify because we were at 1500', so another day I requested 5500' and we repeated the exercise, there was pretty serious turbulence, and I could hardly see the instrument panel to monitor my height, so I requested the 5000-6000' block.....due turbulence of course (but I did try and keep it above 5280' at all times )

Funny though, she was pretty stressed about how bumpy it all was until we got naked, then she thought it was great!
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Old 3rd Apr 2002, 08:29
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As far as I can remember, in order to be a full member you have to do it above FL300. In an airline I used to work for, the turbo prop air crew found that to be unfair, so the Board decided to instate a Mile High Club Lower Level Membership.
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Old 3rd Apr 2002, 08:47
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"Does a blow-job 2500' in a C-152 count" ?

Well, where ya flying solo, or did ya have a pax?
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