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Mis-heard Lyrics.

Old 6th Dec 2011, 20:24
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Mis-heard Lyrics.

The Rolling Stones. - Brown Sugar.

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Old 6th Dec 2011, 20:28
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I fell in love with some Dago ....... Madonna.

It's been done to death!
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 20:44
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Cheese Omelette, Cheese Omelette...............instead of
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 20:50
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Salami, salami, salami....

The Police 'So lonely'
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 21:32
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 21:48
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Old 6th Dec 2011, 21:52
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Not a massive fan of their work but every time I hear the word "Chiquitita" in the Abba song Chiquitita it sounds to me like "Chicken Tikka" anyone else found this?

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Old 6th Dec 2011, 22:09
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I thought it was "Take your teeth out" . . .
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Me ears are alight

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Old 7th Dec 2011, 06:40
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Not a song, but I've heard a radio station referring to it being available "on streaming media", which at one time they mispronounced it, or I misheard it, as "on screaming media", which has stuck in my head ever since.

I've heard a radio station (available on screaming media) say "the mind is our medium" which, as they blurt it out quickly, I once heard as "the mind is Armenian" and also "the mime is Armenian."

Both are too funny to forget. It's like getting a song stuck in your head.

I've been meaning to tell them that they should enunciate more clearly, or pick a different slogan.
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Reminds me of a hymn, "Gladly the cross-eyed bear." I never found him
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Salami, salami, salami....

The Police 'So lonely'
Or....'Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley'

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