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Mis-heard Lyrics.

Old 19th Oct 2018, 00:08
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Very funny routine. My favourite one; ‘I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night’

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Old 19th Oct 2018, 01:42
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Back in 2013 my son/co-builder was 12. We were deburring holes in our homebuilt airplane tail parts. I had Ted Nugent on the CD player and he asks me, "Dad, is he singing Cat Scratch Deburr?" Those lyrics changed for me forever.
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Old 19th Oct 2018, 07:59
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Irene Cara - What a Feeling (Theme song from Flashdance)

Take your pants off
And make it happen

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Old 19th Oct 2018, 09:12
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“Do The Funky Lady!” - Aerosmith (Dude Looks Like a Lady.)
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Old 19th Oct 2018, 10:45
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Finally the words to Oh FortunaOr as one of our ops guys just said "oh , the Old Spice ad!)


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Old 19th Oct 2018, 19:49
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How about AC/DC:

"Its a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll"
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Old 19th Oct 2018, 20:16
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One lonely goat turd on a mountain.

From The Sound of Music.

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Old 19th Oct 2018, 20:28
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“Here we are now - in containers!”
(Here we are now - entertain us)

Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit.

“She’s got electric boobs, a bowl of soup”
(She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit)

Elton John - Benny and the Jets.



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Old 20th Oct 2018, 01:02
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Musical Youth: "Pass the dog sh!t on the left hand side"

Peter Gabriel: "She's so popular" (Jeux sans frontières)
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Old 12th Aug 2019, 23:57
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For some time the radio's been playing a song where I could swear the refrain is "Fukcing @sshole". Turned out to be "Funky Nassau",
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 01:31
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For some time the radio's been playing a song where I could swear the refrain is "Fukcing @sshole". Turned out to be "Funky Nassau",

actually they're equals
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 04:24
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bringing in the Sheep - instead of bringing in the Sheaves. Old hymn but that stuck with me for 40 years!
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 05:26
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'Just rub my tits before you leave me' instead of 'just touch my cheek' - Angel of the morning, Juice Newton

And all manner of warped English versions of a Jewish friend's Hebrew lyrics, prayers etc (Ah'ma burn in heyull )
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 06:47
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"Living next door to Alice" - I always sang that line:
"24 years just waiting for the chance,
to tell her how I feel and maybe get into her pants..."
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 08:09
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I think it was Tony Blackburn who pointed out, many years ago, a line from the Bee Gees "She came to me on a summer breeze" and sounded for all the world like "She came to me on a submarine".
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 08:15
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"Send her Victorious, Ark Royal and Glorious"

leave you to work that one out.
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 08:43
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Is it by the Kinks?
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 09:21
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Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she live in Leeds?

Centrefold by J Geils band
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Old 13th Aug 2019, 09:43
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Treadi, the National Anthem.

Then I love the carols:

We three kings of orietar,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter
towing an armoured car.
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