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Old 23rd Feb 2019, 20:13
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An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying. With a very weak voice he asks:
"Is r lass ere?"
"Aye, am ere luv."
“Are mi kids ere?"
“Yes, ur children are all here.'
“Are mi grandkids ere?"
“Yes grandad, we are all here."

Then why is bloody light in kitchen still on?!
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Old 24th Feb 2019, 11:41
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Old 24th Feb 2019, 17:55
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Cat starts as it intends to continue
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Old 24th Feb 2019, 22:30
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Old 25th Feb 2019, 09:33
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Old 26th Feb 2019, 14:49
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Old 26th Feb 2019, 17:12
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Old 26th Feb 2019, 22:47
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or.........



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Old 26th Feb 2019, 23:35
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Old 27th Feb 2019, 11:21
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Old 27th Feb 2019, 11:49
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Jusht a minnit - it's a Leap Year next year
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Old 27th Feb 2019, 12:24
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The effect of IT


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Old 27th Feb 2019, 19:15
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Manchester police arrested 100 Liverpool fans with flares last week.
The same ones they were wearing 29 years ago when they last won the title.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 02:22
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 19:49
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 22:09
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 06:41
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The hillbilly mother out hanging up the wash, circa 1930, when an old Curtiss Jenny goes past overhead. To little Johnny, she asks, "Is that there the mail plane?"

"Maw, them is just its wheels hangin' down."
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 14:58
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World feminist congress is getting started. There are two main items in the agenda:
1. All the men are pigs.
2. There is absolutely nothing to wear.
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 16:50
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 17:13
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Q: What's the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza?
A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
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