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Old 26th Jul 2018, 02:11
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Can't work this out but it has to be something to do with Salisbury.
nouveau chic

Novichok....
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Old 26th Jul 2018, 08:12
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Originally Posted by Art Smass View Post
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I think that counts as a bite 😁
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Old 26th Jul 2018, 13:50
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In recognition of Gary Lineker's campaign to hold a second BREXIT referendum , Walkers are to launch their new " Sour Grapes " flavour of crisps.....
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Old 26th Jul 2018, 17:07
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Cool

Originally Posted by Danny G View Post
In recognition of Gary Lineker's campaign to hold a second BREXIT referendum , Walkers are to launch their new " Sour Grapes " flavour of crisps.....
Gary Lineker is hoping it doesn’t go to penalties.
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 13:58
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 11:24
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My auntie Marge has had a sore leg for ages now.
In fact I can't believe it's not better.

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Old 29th Jul 2018, 13:44
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Delta Flight Unable To Takeoff After Pilots Give Up Their Seats For Veterans


Delta Flight Unable To Takeoff After Pilots Give Up Their Seats For Veterans ? Duffel Blog
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 17:05
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On behalf of Channel 4 may I firstly thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new upcoming reality tv show. Also the charming photo you enclosed of your wife. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the programme if selected, I would point out that there appears to be some misunderstanding of the programme's content and the correct title of the series, which is actually "Fact Hunt".
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 18:35
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 08:09
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Old 31st Jul 2018, 17:56
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Old 1st Aug 2018, 09:52
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Especially for Yorkshire Day
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Old 2nd Aug 2018, 17:31
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 04:45
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 09:53
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 15:49
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Ignore the sensitive content warning, it isn't.


That's gotta hurt!
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 16:02
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Está servira para distraerle.
 
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You want it gone by when?
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Old 4th Aug 2018, 21:44
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Old 5th Aug 2018, 18:53
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