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Old 14th Mar 2018, 17:08
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 19:19
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:37
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 20:38
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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begorrah, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."

The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight." The guy asks, "Why do you say that?"

"The Murphy twins are drunk again."
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Old 17th Mar 2018, 06:33
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Old 17th Mar 2018, 08:33
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I asked my girlfriend if she would mind pleasuring me with her key ring, and she kept fobbing me off
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Old 17th Mar 2018, 11:37
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Sign in Reykjavik, Iceland...

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Old 17th Mar 2018, 13:40
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I just had to check this out, and it seems it really exists:



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Old 17th Mar 2018, 14:54
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208 Honorary Members?
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Old 17th Mar 2018, 15:00
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All members in fine standing?
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Old 17th Mar 2018, 16:19
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I loved this quote from the museum site (my highlight):

Visitors to the museum will encounter fifty-five specimens belonging to sixteen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, thirty-six specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and more than one hundred fifteen specimens originating from twenty different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of more than two hundred specimens belonging to forty-six different kinds of mammal, including that of Homo sapiens.
According to this section: Specimens under the species Man, Homo sapiens sapiens, they have:

a) Foreskin from a forty year old Icelander. May 2002. In formalin.

b) Member whole with scrotum and both testicles from a 95 year old gentleman. In formalin. cf. Letter of donation from 1996.

c) Both testicles and epididymis from a 60 year old Icelander. Donor unknown. Autumn 2006. In formalin.
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Old 18th Mar 2018, 08:56
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Wonder how they fundraise? Charity Balls?

We've got about an hour and 5 minutes where I'm sitting till St Paddy's is over...

Who's Irish and sits outside all day?
Patty O'Furniture.
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Old 18th Mar 2018, 14:37
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Old 18th Mar 2018, 15:00
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At the lights yesterday
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Old 18th Mar 2018, 19:34
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Old 19th Mar 2018, 11:02
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Old 20th Mar 2018, 09:39
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