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Old 5th Aug 2017, 11:21
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Whenever a joke starts by specifying a character's name, you just know it's going the end with some awful pun on that name.

The middle of the joke is then rather superfluous.
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 12:48
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Sally1234 then?
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 17:11
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Originally Posted by charliegolf View Post
Joke 3a: Re 3 above, only a fraction will understand this.
That made I larf...
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Old 5th Aug 2017, 22:25
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 05:39
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If bears lived in both the North and the South polar regions, would they be bi-polar bears?
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 11:05
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Incontrovertible proof of global warming, the ice route clearly melted thus saving the penguins and starving the bears.
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 12:20
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator View Post
Arthur, there would certainly be a shortage of penguins
No, they'd be safe. Polar bears don't eat penguins because they can't get the wrappers off.
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Old 6th Aug 2017, 12:51
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Old 7th Aug 2017, 04:09
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Old 7th Aug 2017, 08:59
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Some of these girls, do they think I am made of coathangers?
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Old 7th Aug 2017, 11:07
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Originally Posted by G0ULI View Post
Clearly the time has come to ship a few polar bears to the Antarctic just in case all the ice melts at the North Pole. Should be an interesting experiment.
Already done...

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Old 7th Aug 2017, 12:53
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I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive
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Old 7th Aug 2017, 19:38
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Old 7th Aug 2017, 21:00
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I wish I had waited and gone to Tescos.

I could have had a bag for life instead of one that left me after 35 years . . .

I have also learned that when your bag wears out they will give you a fresh one.

Where did I go wrong?
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Old 7th Aug 2017, 21:02
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I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive
Our GP held the belief that young children first learn to talk Scribble.
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Old 7th Aug 2017, 22:29
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When I've had a few drinks I talk Braille.
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Old 8th Aug 2017, 20:30
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Inspiration
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Old 9th Aug 2017, 08:29
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And here are the ducks all in a row

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Old 9th Aug 2017, 08:48
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I've counted those ducklings a number of times and every time I get a different result.
Are there 12 ?

Love the picture.
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Old 9th Aug 2017, 08:50
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Lovely little Muscovy ducklings, 12, I think.
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