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Old 14th Jul 2017, 18:28
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 18:29
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Originally Posted by VP959 View Post
Rather bizarrely I find myself wanting one of these spherical vehicles. I've long felt the urge to own one, ever since seeing the Outspan orange promotional car drive through our village years ago.

I remember passing 4 or 5 of those vehicles on the M1, a very long time ago! Very distracting they were too
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 20:45
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I wish my wife would make her mind up. Last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo. Today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the back garden.

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Old 14th Jul 2017, 20:46
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Old MacDonald had a calculator, 01313.

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Old 14th Jul 2017, 21:03
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 10:06
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bicycle fart.jpg

Well, this is Jet Blast. A sound demo of 'recycling'.
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 12:53
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 13:34
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Ricardian,
Your posts make me laugh out loud, time and time again, THANKYOU!
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 14:17
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How do you stop a frog croaking?
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 14:23
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How do you stop a frog croaking?
Let it out of the box of course
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 21:13
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 21:59
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How do you stop a frog croaking?
Pull it out of your throat.
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Old 15th Jul 2017, 22:15
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Originally Posted by jolihokistix View Post
How do you stop a frog croaking?
Mouth to mouth resuc. ..recurse...resura. ..oh never mind, blow down its throat.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 06:51
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blow down its throat.
Ah, yes,

What did Linda Lovelace's dentist say about her?

"She had the best set of teeth I've ever come across."
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 07:31
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Sorry guys, posted in the wrong thread. The stewards have sorted the problem.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 08:38
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 15:35
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I remember the Outspan advertising cars - I believe they were Mini based - local TV had a news item on them, pointing out that it wouldn't ne a traffic jam but a traffic marmalade.

There was an accompanying song to the video clip too, long time back.

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Old 16th Jul 2017, 16:07
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My wife saw one in Northampton town square car park, she said "it must have run out of juice"
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 16:56
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 21:01
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