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Old 26th Jun 2017, 03:31
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Thank you DK, that brightened my day!
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Old 26th Jun 2017, 03:36
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Originally Posted by Sallyann1234 View Post
I think it originated on a seaside postcard.
I remember buying said postcard on Blackpool prom many moons ago
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Old 26th Jun 2017, 11:24
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Old 26th Jun 2017, 19:52
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Old 27th Jun 2017, 10:28
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Old 27th Jun 2017, 14:56
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Old 27th Jun 2017, 22:09
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Old 28th Jun 2017, 16:30
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Singhsburys

Originally Posted by Capetonian View Post
I heard that a new supermarket chain is to set up its first branches in Southall and Bradford. It will be called Singhsburys.
Newspaper today 28 June 2017. Sainsbury complained about this but Morrisons jumped at the idea. So they renamed it Morrisinghs. Shop located near Newcastle on Tyne England.
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Old 28th Jun 2017, 19:16
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 09:02
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June 28th 1838, Queen Victoria was crowned.

Like many British monarchs, they named her after a pub.
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 10:45
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A toast:

"Here's to the Marquis of Granby; nobody knows who the hell he was, but he has over 600 pubs named after him!"
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 13:24
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I tried water polo once but my horse drowned.
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 13:41
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.
And for the people who like country music, denigrate means "put down".
Bob Newhart.
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 14:28
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 15:47
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These are not fair
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 16:36
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Old 29th Jun 2017, 16:59
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Bob Newhart:
Pretty sure we're not allowed to say 'denigrate' these days.
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Old 30th Jun 2017, 08:26
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Rap is to music as
Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Old 30th Jun 2017, 12:54
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What's the difference between Rap music and Opera?

One is people talking when they should be singing, the other is people singing when they should be talking.
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Old 30th Jun 2017, 15:23
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