Friday Jokes
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I went along to a Careers Convention. All the British armed forces were there.
I asked a sailor what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd take a boot and throw it at him until he ran away"
I asked the Marine what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd stick on a boot and stamp the F***** to death.
I asked the Para what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd grab it, rip off the stinger and eat it, whole".
I asked the Pilot what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. " I'd call room service and ask them what the hell a tent was doing in my room"
I asked a sailor what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd take a boot and throw it at him until he ran away"
I asked the Marine what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd stick on a boot and stamp the F***** to death.
I asked the Para what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd grab it, rip off the stinger and eat it, whole".
I asked the Pilot what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. " I'd call room service and ask them what the hell a tent was doing in my room"
Last edited by blue up; 16th May 2017 at 10:36.
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Gently she tried to slide it in but the hole was too small; she slipped it into her mouth briefly expertly teasing the tip, moistening the end and making it as stiff as it could be - but still to no avail. After a few attempts however perseverance paid off and, greatly relieved, she started sewing up her hem.
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Originally Posted by blue up
I went along to a Careers Convention. All the British armed forces were there.
I asked a sailor what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd take a boot and throw it at him until he ran away"
I asked a sailor what he'd do if he woke and found a scorpion in his tent. "I'd take a boot and throw it at him until he ran away"
Per
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Originally Posted by Ancient Mariner
A sailor in a tent? What kind of navy ships do you guys have? Inflatable ones?
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Mind you, they'd probably think of a tent as a spot of luxury..........
(I had the misfortune to be caught by them during an escape and evasion course - not pleasant - 42 Commando are still not my favourite unit)
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Originally Posted by VP959
We have some pretty good land-based sailors. Ever heard of the Royal Marines?
Mind you, they'd probably think of a tent as a spot of luxury..........
(I had the misfortune to be caught by them during an escape and evasion course - not pleasant - 42 Commando are still not my favourite unit)
Mind you, they'd probably think of a tent as a spot of luxury..........
(I had the misfortune to be caught by them during an escape and evasion course - not pleasant - 42 Commando are still not my favourite unit)
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Originally Posted by Ancient Mariner
A sailor in a tent? What kind of navy ships do you guys have? Inflatable ones?
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