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Old 17th Mar 2017, 13:53
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It's a strange habit...
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 13:59
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What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his bum?

Warren.
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 14:56
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What do you call a guy with a shovel in his hand?





Doug!
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 14:57
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What do you call a guy without a shovel in his hand?





Dougless!
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 16:26
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What do you call a bloke with seagulls nesting on his head?

Cliff
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 16:46
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What do you call a man with jelly in one ear and custard in the other?

A Trifle deaf
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 17:13
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What do you call a man in the water with no arms or legs?

Bob................
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 17:43
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What do you call a Mexican woman with only one tooth?
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Juanita.

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Old 17th Mar 2017, 17:49
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What do you call a man with no ears?

Anything you like, he can't hear you...

(Ricardian, take pity, please, you must have a decent cartoon to entertain us all...)
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 20:13
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What are engineers?
(Best that this question is spoken rather than written due to the spelling.)

Things that engines listen with.
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 20:21
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What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?

Reg.
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 20:24
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What do you call a man who asks you for money?

Bill!
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 20:33
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 01:01
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What do you call a man in the water with no arms or legs?

Bob................
Same man now swimming?

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Old 18th Mar 2017, 01:26
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what do you call an -
asian lady with one short leg .......................irene
asian lady with equal length legs ..................noreen
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 02:40
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 08:22
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What do you call two guys standing by the window??

Kurt 'n Rod
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 09:07
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What do you call a Japanese girl with a food-mixer on her head?

Blenda............
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 09:36
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug

And without a spare?

Douglas
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Old 18th Mar 2017, 09:48
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug

And without a spare?

Douglas
Three times in two pages!!
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